Everyone has heard PSY’s “Gangnam Style” about 100 million goddamn times by now. YouTube has more parody (and I use the term ‘parody’ loosely) videos of that ho… Read More
By Joe Kassabian Going to the movie theater is a huge pain in the ass. First off I have to watch a movie with a hundred other people I will probably dislike in about an hour, I can’t b… Read More
By Joe Kassabian There are tons of reasons to love the internet, most of them involving the words ‘Pirate’, ‘porn’, and ‘tube’. People always point to thi… Read More
I debated the idea of writing this story for such a long time now I’m surprised i’m even typing these words. It always seemed like one of those nights you had to be there in orde… Read More
Every year the Vans Warped Tour makes its rounds of the country. Kids crowd parking lots and sports stadiums all over the place to see tons of their favorite bands for one low price (for me… Read More
By Mike Huang The terms “socially acceptable” and “shut in” seem completely contradictory and at odds each other (much like Mitt Romney of yesteryear and Mitt of the… Read More
By Chuck Nelson I know what you’re thinking right off the bat: This guy is trying to give advice on limiting alcohol intake. Hasn’t he been drunk with every article he’s wr… Read More
By Joe Kassabian Everyone knows ‘Black Friday’ is the hilarious day after Thanksgiving where just about every Mother and Father completely loses their shit. A mere 24 hours after… Read More
By Chuck Nelson Editors Note: This article was written before the recent legalization laws passed during the election. In 2009 alone there were 858,408 arrests for violation of marijuana law… Read More
By Joe Kassabian I’m going to go out on a limb here and say everyone (no really, the one guy reading this) reading this article knows how to use the internet. I’m going to go out… Read More
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