2013-03-03 10:00
"Closed on Sundays...see me tomorrow morning. The early birds gets the worms words."- Arthur Unknows(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American… Read More
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Quotation and word phrase comedy. Twisted, tweaked, and thoughtful views on famous quotes, unfamous quotes and word phrases. Enjoy.
2013-03-02 10:00
“It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference.”- Tom Brokaw“That’s because you made the first and have had no success at the se… Read More
2013-03-01 10:00
“Each of us can only do the best we can for as many as we can, and that will never be good enough for those of us who care.”- Rea Cord“Here speaks a person who has not aske… Read More
2013-02-28 10:00
“If you smile when you’re alone, then you really mean it.” - Andy Rooney“Maybe. Or you could be evil and devising a plan to conquer the world.”- Arth… Read More
2013-02-27 10:00
“The successful people are the ones who can think up stuff for the rest of the world to keep busy at.”- Don Marquis“Can you image a man by the last name Jobs did this the b… Read More
2013-02-26 10:00
“They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.”- Milton Berle“Garbage in, garbage out – kin… Read More
2013-02-25 10:00
“The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.”- Author Unknown“Hey putz… don’t give up.”- Arthur Unknows (Non-Native-American-N… Read More
2012-12-27 09:00
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”- Marcus Tullius Cicero“Man - you would have loved the internet.”- Arthur Unknows (Non-Native-American-Norw… Read More
2012-12-26 09:00
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”- Dr. Seuss“I heard that Dr. Seuss had constipation problems, hence the origination of such a gleeful statement.&rd&hell…Read More
2012-12-25 08:00
"Merry Christmas."- Arthur Unknows(Non-Native-American-Norwegian-English-add some Mutt-Natural Born-European-American Writer) Read More
2012-12-25 04:30
“A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.”- Lou Holtz“I beg to differ… A bird in nature with such a nice song is clearly looking… Read More
2012-12-22 09:00
“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.”- Helen Keller“Yep – you see what’s wrong with this one too - right? I would have typed it in… Read More
2012-12-21 09:00
“Thoughts are energy, and you can make your world or break your world by your thinking.”- Susan L Taylor“Long way of saying – I am the master of myself.”- Arth… Read More
2012-12-20 09:00
“If you want something to happen, make a space for it. …Practically all goals tarnish with time if not renewed.”- David Campbell“I created a space for my goal… Read More
2012-12-19 09:00
“You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.”- Jimmy Carter“When you have to do something - its’ ease - is in the… Read More
2012-12-18 09:00
“A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience.”- Grant Fairley “Hello, meet Grant Fairley – your local… Read More
2012-12-17 09:00
“The profit of great ideas comes when you turn them into reality.”- Michael Harrington “Profit – the motivator of ideas – ideas that are then d… Read More
2012-12-15 09:00
“Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in.”- Bill Bradley“Words are the conduits to communication. Talking is the spewing of yo… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
“All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.”- Martin Luther King, Jr.“Blasphemy – to the ‘… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”- Abraham Lincoln“Create your today and your future follows.”- Arthur Unknows (Non-Native-America… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
“It’s the constant and determined effort that breaks down all resistance and sweeps away all obstacles.”- Claude M. Bristol“Yes that and also a Gatling Gun... If I ha… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
“The unfed mind devours itself.”- Gore Vidal“With the power of thought I did not accept Gore’s assumption – it’s wrong! It’s the power of suggestion… Read More
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