2013-07-21 15:15
________When I see a flash mob in public I join in just to make it look like they didn't practice enough________Finally learnt to speak Chinese. Now I just need to say stuff that m… Read More
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2013-06-23 10:47
_______I broke up with my girlfriend when she told me, "I'm so sorry I slept with you're brother" Can you believe she used "you're" instead of "your"!_______When life hands you lem... *slips… Read More
2013-05-23 18:52
_______Eats my cereal in a cup and my cup of noodles in a bowl because I'm a rebel like that_______I'm deleting the word common sense out of the dictionary because it just doesn't exist.____… Read More
2013-05-19 07:46
_______I always knew I had something special that attracts women towards others men_______I correct your spelling in my head while you're talking._______"We have nothing to fear but fear its… Read More
2013-05-14 19:59
_______I made a list of people who can kiss my a** and you are on it. Twice _______If you can't teach your friend's kid to say bad things, you need better friends. _______I call it… Read More
2013-05-05 20:17
______I'm not a professional helicopter pilot... but I can strap myself to a ceiling fan and spin around on the highest setting for like 45 minutes. _______I always look the other way w… Read More
2013-05-05 19:48
_______Just had to take the walk of shame... I'm now regretting having worn these f**king flip flops._______Whenever I hear a rap artist say "Do you know what time it is?"... deep inside I d… Read More
2013-04-26 19:44
_______This one time... I curled my hair for like nine hours until I realized I was bald._______I have the madness all year round, not just March._______In a strange turn of events, my homew… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
______When your single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re in a relationship you wonder what the hell all those couples were so happy about.______I hate it when restraining ord… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
_______A good relationship is less about having stuff in common and more about you letting me have some of your fries._______I hate it when I wake up from taking a nap, come downstairs, then… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
_______Me: do these jeans make my butt look big? Him: I can't really see that well, you're blocking out the sun.______Just read a book about the digestive system. The ending was sh… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
_______A twisted sense of humor runs in my family. I f my uncle had not poked pinholes in my dad's condoms you would not be reading this._______I wish that Liars' pants really would set on f… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
_______If I had to pick one thing I hate most about driving and texting... it's probably all the people that show up out of nowhere on the sidewalk._______If you close your eyes and walk int… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
_______I am not saying your breath is bad, but last time I caught a whiff I stopped, dropped, and rolled._______Whomever came up with the slogan of "the quicker picker upper" for Bounty obvi… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
_______If it doesn't kill you...............it only needs to be made stronger!!_______the only time i did window shopping is when i wanted to buy a window_______Some people are as pointless… Read More
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