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2016-03-19 18:53
And they lived happily ever after Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Now THAT was a party! People I haven't seen in years, all in the same room, for little ole me. LOVE IT! And, guess who limited herself to three drinks over 5+ hours and had lots and lots of… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
When I started this blog three years ago, my life was completely different.Then, I was a copywriter content to fly under the radar, with a lot of free time on my hands and the desperate need… Read More
2007-08-27 17:18
Nice, relaxing weekend. Got the little desk all sanded and primed. Watched Super Troopers. Brother's wife had a baby.!!!!!!!!Welcome to the world, little Logan![This is where I would put a p… Read More
2007-08-23 19:53
Last night I got drunk and flashed everybody I work with.They are really going to miss me around here Read More
2007-08-22 18:18
On hot days, there is a little girl who sells lemonade down the block from my train stop. The first day I saw her, I thought it was cute. I didn't have any cash on me at all so I shook my he… Read More
2007-08-20 20:10
After seven years here at the Jeeb, I handed in my resignation yesterday. Then I went to the bar with some co-workers and got drunk. Then I called everyone I knew to invite them to my farewe… Read More
2007-08-20 03:25
OLIVIA: I can't draw this one. I don't even know what it is.DYLAN: Here, let me see that.TR: What does it say?DYLAN: "Hunchback of Notre Dame." What do you mean, you know don't know that one… Read More
2007-08-13 19:06
I'm a little hoarse today. 1 rock concert + 1 amusement park = 1 screamalicious weekend.SATURDAY!The Old 97's rocked out a street fest in Little Italy, where I happened to run into my favor… Read More
2007-08-09 14:39
So I'm working on this top secret project, see. Except it's a lot less secret than I would like. Because I have a big mouth. And I am not subtle. And many things anger me. And I'm not shy ab… Read More
2007-08-01 22:47
TEQUILA RED: [flipping through magazine] I love this dress.COWORKER: So cute!TEQUILA RED: Except all that khaki would make me look like a Girl Scout.COWORKER: If your boobs were Girl Scout c… Read More
2007-07-31 23:24
Q. What do you do when you're a 12 year old boy with too much time on your hands?A. Torment your little sister, of course. Poor Olivia found the following note on her dad's porch, which is c… Read More
2007-07-31 19:36
fishswim paddlerowbuild campfiretell lame ghost storyeat s'moreseat watermeloneat fruit cobbler as big as your head"Excuse me, but I think I ordered the LARGE."ride horsesplay mini golfdig u… Read More
2007-07-20 15:58
COWORKER M: Do you think we should tell the New Bossman that "hummer" is a term for blow job?TEQUILA RED: Hmmm. Maybe.COWORKER M: Because in the meeting we just had, he kept saying [British… Read More
2007-07-18 18:42
The other day I stopped at Nordstrom on my way to the dentist (SHOES!) and when I went through the revolving door there was a lady just ahead of me baaaaaaaarely pushing the door, so I go th… Read More
2007-07-18 16:58
Lately it seems that everyone is going green. People are finally realizing that their actions have an environmental impact beyond the garbage cans in their kitchens. Magazines are doing issu… Read More
2007-07-18 16:55
Dude, Haloscan sucks balls lately Read More
2007-07-18 16:42
Yay! My block got our blue bins today! Now I'll be recycling like a mofo Read More
2007-07-18 16:26
Dear Michael Vick,Jail is too good for you Read More
2007-07-16 21:48
Brother - moved into new houseNiece - adorableNephew-to-be - probably not going to be named "Bowie"Closet - full of new clothes I can't affordBlueberries - pickedLeft arm - tanSister - alive… Read More
2007-07-13 02:54
TEQUILA RED: I have to go to the pharmacy tomorrow.CONCERT JOSH: So do I.TEQUILA RED: I bet my prescription is more important than yours.CONCERT JOSH: Mine is allergy medicine.TEQUILA RED: M… Read More
2007-07-12 15:21
Last night I screamed like a woman while we were watching a scary movie ... preview. Poor Josh was totally not expecting it and almost fell off the couch. Apparently ghosts in the library s… Read More
2007-07-11 17:27
Yes, it's true. Jane magazine is dead.Though Jane and I have had our share of differences in the past, I wish her nothing but the best in her next publishing endeavor Read More
2007-07-09 19:11
When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. -Victor FranklThe most successful people are those who are good… Read More
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