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2012-07-08 10:46
Macho law forbids you to admit you are wrong.A girl’s weakest moment is after her strongest drink.Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize that you haven’t fallen asleep… Read More
2012-07-08 10:44
I YELL OW! . BEFORE I EVEN KNOW I HURT . . JUST IN CASEI'm planning on opening a religious gym that teaches power walking combined with doorbell ringing and door knocking. I am going to call… Read More
2012-07-08 10:43
Much like Sports Illustrated, once a year summer gives me swimsuit issues.I've always wanted to go to Switzerland and see what the army does with those little red knives.I thought I wanted a… Read More
2012-07-08 10:42
I HAVE A PERFECT SWIM SUIT BODY BUT I DON'T SHOW IT OFF MUCH BECAUSE ITS KIND OF A HASSLE TO BRING IT UP FROM THE CELLARThat 5 second delay when newscasters are talking to foreign correspond… Read More
2012-07-08 10:41
It's always "Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick." I'm never inviting Goldilocks to another orgyTHE AWSME MOMENTWHEN THERE ARE NO ONE EXCEPT YOU N UR FRIENDS IN THE CLG N UR SMOKING CIG… Read More
2012-07-08 10:40
WHO SAYS I CAN'T COOK? . YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T TASTED MY CEREAL.Facebook: the one site we all criticize, yet couldn't live without.They say the early bird gets the worm....Helloooooo tequila… Read More
2012-07-08 10:38
Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic.I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.Th… Read More
2012-06-27 19:46
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.Remember: Don't insult the crocodile until after you cross the river.Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you’re a cheese.I don't know abo… Read More
2012-06-27 19:45
Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know.If you lend someone $10 and never see them again, it was probably money wel… Read More
2012-06-27 19:41
if at times life seems to get too tough then turn up the music and grab another beerwhenever i want to fall in love with my books my bed seduces me. . .If at first you don't succeed, redefin… Read More

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