2011-10-19 15:57
Anyone who knows me knows that I never shy away from a microphone ... I'm actually drawn towards it more than anything! That may have something to do with the years I worked in radio or the… Read More
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2011-10-19 13:06
What an amazing day! I always said if I ever got married again it would be to my best friend ... and that's exactly who I married!I can't begin to tell you all the hard work my wife (doesn'… Read More
2011-09-09 21:29
I like to drink! In fact I am enjoying an ice cold beer as I type this. It’s not a bad thing as I consider myself a responsible drinker. Some people can’t drink… well… Read More
2011-08-28 15:49
So as I sit here watching Hurricane/Tropical Storm Irene do her thing I decided to check on the blog. After clicking around I found out that my blog actually has “stats”. This… Read More
2011-08-26 15:56
As I stood there this morning watching the Keurig do its thing I couldn’t help but feel the anticipation of a fresh brewed cup of “Breakfast Blend” crossing my lips and fil… Read More
2011-08-23 19:05
When you LOSE something, for the most part, it is never a good thing. Ever notice how you can never “lose” something in a positive way? You can’t “lose” a col… Read More
2010-01-23 20:10
she asked: 'Do you love me?' ... and I answered: 'Yes, yes I do ... but I also love the 'Jersey Shore' so clearly my judgement sucks!'there really should be a cat limit! why do crazy people… Read More
2009-11-20 03:24
Look who is back! I actually had a couple of good friends read my Blog and compliment me on it ... and I didn't even have to pay them! So I decided to check out the old neglected Blog and… Read More
2009-09-10 02:41
Ok so how many of you are on Facebook? Addictive little site ain't it? The other night I decided to go back and look at some of my older "status updates". You should do it some time (I me… Read More
2009-09-10 01:30
I know what you're thinking ... he hasn't updated his blog all summer and his 1st update is a stupid questionnaire. Hey, we gotta ease back into these things ... besides it's not like you'r… Read More
2009-06-09 03:35
I'm not a big drinker! Wait, before I mislead you let me say that I LOVE to drink ... but I'm only 5'7" so I'm not a BIG drinker ... see, now it makes sense right?The truth is though I real… Read More
2009-05-25 04:43
I was married for 3 happy months ... my marriage actually lasted 7 years but if you add up all the happy times it comes out to only about 3 months. I've been divorced now for almost 3 years… Read More
2009-05-20 03:18
ATTENTION THIS IS PART 2READ PART 1 FIRSTSo I am now standing in the middle of the Men's Department with Flamboyant Phil ... feeling much like I did the 1st time my ex-girlfriend surprised m… Read More
2009-05-20 03:02
I HATE clothes shopping ... no I mean I REALLY HATE CLOTHES SHOPPING! But I do have valid reasons! Now I wouldn't want to be misunderstood as one of those people who hate things just to ha… Read More
2009-04-24 19:25
It looks as is Spring has finally sprung in Boston! The weather is awesome so I decided to take another walk through the streets of Boston. Of course it's going to be tough to top the Dunk… Read More
2009-04-24 14:26
Another Facebook type survey showed up in my e-mail today with the promise that if I answer all the questions and forward it to 20 of my friends I will receive something VERY special within… Read More
2009-04-15 03:15
ATTENTION:This part 3 of 3 ... read part 1 & 2 first!You know when you first wake up and you're not sure where you are? This time I REALLY had no idea where I was, except to say I was i… Read More
2009-04-07 06:18
ATTENTION:THIS IS PART 2 YOU SHOULD READ PART 1 FIRSTSome how, some way I was able to doze off and fall asleep amongst roaring nostrils and the erupting sphincters. It seemed as if I had ju… Read More
2009-04-07 02:41
I'm not the outdoorsy Man vs. Wild type of guy. I know you find that hard to believe considering 99.5% of my blog posts originate from my recliner (I would say 100% but there was that one t… Read More
2009-04-04 22:29
It's a rainy Saturday afternoon and I'm kicking back in my recliner watching an Avril Lavigne concert on Palladia. I know what you're thinking ... I spend too much time in my recliner! Or w… Read More
2009-04-02 03:40
The nice weather is really trying to get here, and none too soon. There is nothing more I enjoy this time of year than driving down the street with my window wide open. Of course there are… Read More
2009-03-27 02:41
Has someone ever just stunned you so much that you look at them and think "are you kidding me"? You know one of those times where you just look at the person and wonder how they have made i… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I usually keep my blog post pretty light-hearted and not too controversial. I am going to try and do the same with this one … BUT I GOTTA VENT!!!I see on the news that a Governor fro… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Have you ever heard someone ask the question “Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?”… Of course you have! But I honestly think no one has ever actually SA… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
This morning I had to go for an Eco-Cardiogram and as I sat in the waiting room I began to reflect on how much my doctor visits have changed in the last two years. So I think it’s onl… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
They say a brain is like a computer … or is a computer like a brain? Either way, they are alike. So this morning when I walked into the kitchen and couldn’t remember what the… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I’d like to say that I had some great epiphany that inspired me to finally, after all this time, update my blog. But I can’t. I have to be honest and say the inspirat… Read More
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