2016-08-08 18:26
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. What are you… Read More
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2016-08-08 18:22
A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. The boy is shocked by what he see and asks his father Daddy, what are they doing? The… Read More
2016-08-08 18:19
The wife bought a new see through nighty wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says.. You look so beautiful and sexy my darling… Read More
2012-06-12 09:47
A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair again… Read More
2012-06-12 09:43
As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For 50 years U… Read More
2012-06-10 14:58
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her li… Read More
2012-06-10 14:57
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, My… Read More
2012-06-10 14:56
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To… Read More
2012-06-08 13:14
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success, he cackled. I h… Read More
2012-06-07 21:07
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?You'll know tonight. he said. That evening, the… Read More
2012-06-07 21:06
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, t… Read More
2012-06-07 21:05
A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant. His wife comes in, looks at the i… Read More
2012-06-07 21:04
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be l… Read More
2012-06-07 12:50
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. How'd you die? the first man asks the second. I froze to death, says the second. That's awful, says the first man. How does it f… Read More
2012-06-07 12:48
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.And what, his friend asked, do you want me to do wi… Read More
2012-06-07 12:42
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, How do you expect to get into Heaven?The boy thought it over and said, Well, I'll just run in and out an… Read More
2012-06-07 12:41
Chin-Chin the panda was on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun, and shooting out the windows and doors. The judge looked at Chin-Chin's la… Read More
2012-06-07 12:40
Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference. See here Larry, said the coach, you know the principles of good sportsmanship that t… Read More
2012-06-07 12:35
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from… Read More
2012-06-07 12:33
How long have you been driving without a tail light? asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He… Read More
2012-06-07 12:16
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl… Read More
2012-06-07 12:12
These two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that's about three feet across, but it's so deep that when they drop a rock, they hear no sound. So they drop a bigger rock, but they stil… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said - You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Men are like fine wine... They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, How would you diagnose a patient… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer. Each was asked this question during their interview: How… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Boy: I got an F in arithmetic.Father: Why?Boy: The teacher asked How much is 2×3? and I said 6Father: But that's right!Boy: Then she asked me How much is 3&time&hell…Read More
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