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2016-03-19 18:53
Imp doesn't love me anymore.I can't write this any longer.Thanks for reading.FT Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I sprint to the water's edge, hiding my beer belly behind my Mermaid Body Board. Actually, it is important to note that this is not, in fact, my Mermaid Body Board. It is LittleImpA's Bod… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
It is getting on for 15 years since I last swam.This is for several very good reasons:1. I am developing a somewhat ‘portly’ appearance.. otherwise known as a beer belly.2. I a… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I am on an interview panel!This is because I am so grown up and people obviously recognise my talents as a discerning, mature person to have around.Also I’ve been practising my Wise Lo… Read More
2007-07-09 19:39
I have run out of unread books! It is time for me to do the charity shop circuit. Charity shops are the best thing since sliced bread (and fitted sheets) (although to be honest, I am happ… Read More
2007-06-30 22:34
I am going to the cinema with Ickle Bro! We walk through town. This is not as simple as it sounds. Ickle bro, who is younger than me, should Rightfully-As-A-Result-Of-Logic-And-The-Laws-Of… Read More
2007-06-18 15:50
We have decided to go to the National Botanic Gardens of Wales, to cheer ourselves up. It is a scorcher of a day and it would be criminal to stay indoors. I spend a while choosing which ho… Read More
2007-06-14 10:31
Imp has been assaulted! There is Good News and Bad News. The Good News is that there were about 50 witnesses. The Bad News is that she has got whiplash injuries, which means that we can n… Read More
2007-06-04 16:25
I have designed a fool-proof system for holding the door open! My flat has got a very determined fire-hingey-thing to ensure that the door stays closed in case of fire, effectively making i… Read More
2007-05-23 18:32
TinyDog® has got a huge mass of poo on her bum!This is as a result of having a hairy bottom. The dog, not me.Normally when this happens we bung her in the bath and Imp deals with the po… Read More

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