2016-03-19 18:53
Be afraid, be very afraid. Havril has replicated.Round about a fortnight ago, my wife and I were given the best little package you can get that won't bring you before a Commons Committee … Read More
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Okay, this has to be something catchy. "An irreverent, slightly skewed look at the sociopolitical..." No, too bookish. How about... "The missives and musings of a thirty-something Canuck who..." No, too much like an online dating profile. Man, this is a lot of crap. Think. Think. Why do I even bother with this? I hope I don't run out of friggin' spa
2016-03-19 18:53
Okay, ya'll. Once I take care of a few errands around the homestead (shoveling snow, dealing with the cat's latest 'cling-on' issue, ordering a bunch of Ottawonk thongs for stocking stuffer… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Disclaimer: the following presentation is fictional. Any resemblance to actual creatures, real, imagined or chemically induced, or to persons natural or corporate, whether alive, dead, undea… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
[Okay, let's get this out of the way, shall we? Yeah, I've been away for a while. So what? I've been busy trying on sweaters. And, so help me Earthgodmother, if I get so much as one taunt, o… Read More
2007-01-02 05:00
Hey, kids. Happy 2007 and all that noise.Just thought I'd break the deafening blog silence to announce... well, that there will be more blog silence. I'm going to take, as they say, a hiatus… Read More
2006-11-27 18:22
Sometimes the stars align. Or at least the flakes.Here I was, pondering my 13th place showing in round 1 voting at the 2006 Canadian Blog Awards. And there it was -- snow. Right here, in my… Read More
2006-11-23 07:16
And I'm not talking about Racist Kramer.What I mean is, can somebody tell me why my blog looks all wonky in Explorer?Shit, I don't even know how long this has been going on. What, were you a… Read More
2006-11-23 06:58
Havril is meeting with his advisors to consider what these results mean for his campaign and will issue a formal statement shortly. Havril has some numbers to crunch. Also, he is looking int… Read More
2006-11-22 06:26
No doubt drunk on Saskatoon-berry wine, some misguided kid nominated this blog -- yes, this blog -- under the "Best Humour Blog" category at the 2006 Canadian Blog Awards. I've know about th… Read More
2006-10-23 00:53
This whole dog and Petey show is childish and silly, hardly the type of thing I would normally discuss on this blog. My readers come here for reasoned discourse on the great issues of the da… Read More
2006-10-11 16:04
I refer, of course, to North Korea's recent explosive admission into Club Nuke, and not -- as my wife, our neighbours, or our local haz-mat squad might have guessed -- to the equally explosi… Read More
2006-09-14 19:16
Well, not really. But the mental images this conjured up ruined my breakfast. Well, not so much 'ruined' as 'brought back up in vomitous form'. Is it possible to have the willies and the hee… Read More
2006-09-12 16:56
Thanks for the title, Procrastinatrix. When I first read your suggestion, I had no idea what you were talking about. Dimethylsuphoxide. Never heard of it. Then it hit me: ohhhhh... she means… Read More
2006-08-28 23:56
As was an all-too-common occurrence back when I haunted a certain institution of higher learning, this morning I awoke to the sober light of Monday and regretted something I had done over th… Read More
2006-08-28 13:23
Thanks for the title, Boo. I suppose this is your way to get me to talk about the World AIDS conference that was held in Toronto earlier this month, which our PM avoided like the -- well, yo… Read More
2006-08-27 05:49
Or that's what has gone here for the past fiscal quarter, give or take. But, me thinks, no more. Thanks for all the um, interesting suggestions for post titles. Think I'll use a few.In fact… Read More
2006-08-18 13:56
New posts coming next week. But I'm going to need a bit of help priming the pump. Titles. I need about five kickass post titles to get going. So gimme. Pretend it's a contest. Pretend you're… Read More
2006-08-04 22:02
If you thought that three nights of insomnia might produce a decent post or two... you thought wrong.Update: Somebody call my HBMA sponsor. I'm definitely off the wagon again. God grant me… Read More
2006-07-17 23:27
As in crap you've seen before. As in, me, instead of a real post, giving you utter shite like...Seven reasons why I haven't posted in a while7. Studies show the average worker spends twelve… Read More
2006-07-01 18:02
I'd put it in my attic for, like, 30 years.She was relieved to get it out of the house. No shit. This thing was a danger. A lurking menace. Maybe a national security incident waiting to happ… Read More
2006-06-29 04:02
As reported here, three youth delegates to the World Urban Forum in Vancouver allege that UN security officers -- apparently from either New York or Nairobi -- dragged them out of the Vancou… Read More
2006-06-20 23:43
Some concurrent headlines don't add up. Like "Head injuries on decline in Okanagan" along side "Stockwell Day wins by landslide".Today, I'm having trouble reconciling "T.O. third most polite… Read More
2006-06-13 21:51
Some things are so horrid they must be shared, lest one suffer alone.At first, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Ultimately, I did both -- but only after flushing my eyes, ears (and, fo… Read More
2006-06-06 20:36
The shocking headline: Suspect accused of wanting to behead PM, lawyer claims. The obvious defence: "My Lord, my client meant he wanted to cut the Prime Minister's hair off, not his whole h… Read More
2006-06-03 00:21
Toronto-based watchdog group Environmental Defence has issued a report of research showing that Canadian children are contaminated by a 'soup' of potentially toxic industrial chemicals -- in… Read More
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