2020-03-14 21:05
NEW YORK – This afternoon former vice president and democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden appeared on MSNBC with host Al Sharpton for an in-depth discussion on his run for office… Read More
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2020-02-13 00:47
NEW YORK – This afternoon former vice president and current democratic presidential candidate, Joe Biden, appeared on PoliticsNation with host, Al Sharpton. Following is a transcript o… Read More
2019-12-02 20:48
WASHINGTON – This afternoon Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, appeared on MSNBC’s PoliticsNation with host Al Sharpton to talk about his dad’s campaign and his own contr… Read More
2019-08-02 23:04
NEW YORK – This afternoon democratic presidential candidate, Corey Booker, appeared with Al Sharpton on MSNBC to announce his running mate for the 2020 election. Following is a transcr… Read More
2019-07-03 00:16
GUANTANAMO – After 17 years living in an outdoor cage at the Guantanamo detention camp, Ahmad Mohammad al-Shekau says the enthusiasm he’d once felt for inhumane atrocities has wa… Read More
2019-06-26 21:47
WASHINGTON – After creating controversy last week when she compared U.S. border facilities to concentration camps, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) – a.k.a. “AOC&rdqu&hell…Read More
2019-06-17 13:00
Several days after promising to cure cancer if he’s elected president, former Vice President Joe Biden admitted to MSNBC’s Chris Matthews he may have spoken too soon. Following i… Read More
2019-06-11 15:00
MALIBU – When Absinthe Carson drove her six and eight-year-old daughters to Alyssa Milano Elementary School this morning, her 11-year-old son, Leshawn X, was on a bus headed across tow… Read More
2019-06-09 05:00
WASHINGTON – During Vice President Joe Biden’s 2013 town hall forum with D.C. senior citizens about shotgun ownership, a raucous shouting match erupted over problems the seniors… Read More
2019-06-06 14:00
This afternoon democratic presidential candidate, Beto O’Rourke, caused a bit of a stir during his appearance on MSNBC with host, Al Sharpton. Following is a transcript of the intervie… Read More
2019-06-04 04:00
WASHINGTON – Early this morning North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un took to his Twitter account and began a rash of disparaging taunts directed at President Barack Obama. After a year of… Read More
2019-01-28 18:11
During the 2016 presidential campaign, MSNBC decided against airing Al Sharpton's heated interview with candidate Hillary Clinton Read More
2019-01-24 17:18
Washington Post Columnist Jennifer Rubin Says Her Gums Are Rotting Because of Donald Trump Read More
2018-07-02 00:49
2018-07-02 00:49
2018-06-06 17:00
WASHINGTON – In his first interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC’s Hardball since leaving the White House, former President Obama responded to the host’s hard hitting quest… Read More
2018-05-18 19:00
NEEDLES, CA. – Mary Jane Wilson runs the You Are HERE motel in the dust laden town of Needles, California. Mrs. Wilson runs a clean establishment that caters mostly to truckers and fol… Read More
2018-05-17 18:00
NEW YORK – Katie Couric announced today that she will have a Pap smear “live” on what may be her last ABC news special this December. She has asked the FCC for permission t… Read More
2018-05-14 17:00
Newark, NJ – With the few minutes each day that he’s spared gut wrenching spasms of intolerable pain and emotional anguish, Patrick Miller looks at family photos and listens to o… Read More
2018-05-10 18:00
WASHINGTON – This morning former staffers of the Obama White House acknowledged that President Obama invited John Kerry to Thanksgiving dinner in 2013 in order to stage an intervention… Read More
2018-04-26 19:00
LOS ANGELES – In 2009 former television star Mackenzie Phillips revealed to the world the startling details of her whirlwind sexual relationship with her own father, the drug addled le… Read More
2018-04-25 19:00
HILLSBORO, OREGON – Gregory “Moss Man” Liascos was arraigned at Hillsboro County courthouse this morning on charges of burglary and criminal mischief. The charges stem from… Read More
2018-04-24 19:12
NEW York – After attending an opera at Lincoln Center last night, President Obama met backstage with performers and celebrity guests that included TV talk show host Jerry Springer. Aft… Read More
2018-04-23 19:00
PARIS – The Chief Executive of cosmetics giant L’Oreal, Jean-Paul Agon, announced today that Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones will be the new 2018 Maybelline Spokesmodel. As… Read More
2018-04-18 19:45
JACKSON, GEORGIA – As family, friends and death penalty protesters mourned the execution of a convicted murderer at a correctional facility 50 miles outside Atlanta, prison execu… Read More
2018-04-17 18:46
NEEDLES, CA – The announcement that a supervisor at a southern California glass eye factory is contemplating transferring from the second shift to the first shift has filled many of th… Read More
2018-04-12 22:00
LOS ANGELES – International rock star and celebrity Gordon Sumner, better known around the world as Sting, admitted on the Tyra Banks Show last week that for the past several decades h… Read More
2018-04-11 19:00
BALTIMORE – During a fundraising expedition in Maryland over the weekend, former Vice President Biden stopped at a summer camp a few miles outside Baltimore and visited with dozens of… Read More
2018-04-10 20:00
CHICAGO – According to former presidential campaign workers for Rick Santorum, following his speech to a group of supporters in the parking lot of a Walmart Super Center in 2012, the R… Read More
2018-04-08 21:15
NEW YORK – In 2011, in a move to build a reputation for diversity and equality, MSNBC placed civil rights activist and opportunist Al Sharpton at the helm of his own news show. In a su… Read More
2018-04-06 18:30
NEW YORK – Determined to sculpt an image of himself that contradicts historical record, former President Jimmy Carter is on a promotional tour for the release of his new book &ldq&hell…Read More
2018-04-05 18:30
MOUNT NEBO, JORDAN – Jordanian officials say they discovered disgraced American newsman Dan Rather wandering aimlessly in the desert wearing nothing but a blanket, purple Crocs and a F… Read More
2018-04-04 18:30
SEATTLE – Talbert Wilcox pleaded not guilty in a Seattle Municipal Court yesterday to charges that he killed his childhood friend, Marshall Dimmrod. Mr. Wilcox told the court that alth… Read More
2018-04-03 18:00
NITRO, WEST VIRGINIA – Former singer and actor Meat Loaf has changed his name to Darryl and opened a hardware store in the small town of Nitro, West Virginia. Nestled beside the Kanawh… Read More
2018-04-02 19:00
HOUMA, LA – Thirteen family members and several transients watched in disbelief Saturday afternoon when Lawrence “Larry” Munzac was burned alive at a family picnic in Obliv… Read More
2018-03-30 18:30
NEW YORK – DreamWorks Studios announced today that they are in the final stages of salary negotiations with former Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank for their new Looney Tunes Bug… Read More
2018-03-29 19:00
SCOTT DEPOT, WV – After dozens of complaints from residents of this small West Virginia town, Putnam County Sheriff’s deputies escorted former President Jimmy Carter out of Rober… Read More
2018-03-28 19:03
ABBOTTABAD, PAKISTAN – After innumerable years of killing innocent people, dwelling in caves, riding camels in the dead of night and eating more than his fair share of leftovers, sourc… Read More
2018-03-27 20:30
BEVERLY HILLS – During a 2011 press conference several weeks before she passed away, a defiant Elizabeth Taylor lashed out at Charlie Sheen, calling his self-described epic drug f… Read More
2018-03-26 18:00
San Francisco – Ever since he was a little boy, Toni Johanson dreamed of being a pilot in the United States Air Force. One summer during a family vacation in the Florida Keys, Toni had… Read More
2018-03-23 18:15
NEW YORK – Naomi Campbell was arrested at JFK International Airport Thursday night by Port Authority Police and transported to an undisclosed medical facility where she was handcuffed… Read More
2018-03-22 19:00
HONOLULU, HAWAII – When Duane “Dog” Chapman appeared on The Tyra Banks Show, it was several minutes into the interview before Tyra noticed he only had one arm. Even then, s… Read More
2018-03-21 18:00
WHITTIER, CA – In what appears to be a freak accident, a man inadvertently decapitated his own son while swinging at a pitch during a neighborhood softball game. The boy, nine year old… Read More
2018-03-20 17:27
DALLAS – Top executives at 7-Eleven announced today that the company plans to implement prostate examinations into its ever growing menu of services. Speaking to a large group of 7-Ele… Read More
2018-03-19 21:32
LAS VEGAS – As the flame begins to flicker on his fifteen minute candle, Levi Johnston held a press conference at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino today to announce the opening of h… Read More
2018-03-07 18:55
CHICAGO – During his speech reprimanding “white Christians who prayed for President Barack Obama to die,” Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan also said he’d been… Read More
2018-02-28 22:07
CARACAS – Excerpts from recently discovered diaries of the former president of Venezuela, Hugo Chávez, were released to the public yesterday by the Venezuelan Museum of Anti-Imp… Read More
2018-01-30 18:00
NEW YORK – Not everyone is complaining about the Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) “pat-down” procedures. During a time in which thousands of Americans s… Read More
2018-01-19 21:30
NEEDLES, CALIFORNIA – Until recently, excessive fecal weight had rarely been considered a culprit in the breakdown of a marriage. The idea that they might be hauling around an exorbita… Read More
2018-01-08 18:30
KOSCIUSKO, MISSISSIPPI – For many years Oprah Winfrey has told the story of being so lonely as a poor child growing up in the south that she made friends with two cockroaches and named… Read More
2018-01-01 20:15
CHICAGO – Former vice president and current global warming superstar, Albert Arnold Gore Jr., was trapped in his limousine on Chicago’s Lake Shore Drive last night for thirty min… Read More
2018-01-01 20:10
NASHVILLE – Former Vice President Al Gore lashed out at the Vatican this morning, calling the tradition of releasing smoke into the atmosphere during papal conclave voting “funda… Read More
2018-01-01 20:00
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – Tipper Gore broke her silence this week and opened up about her divorce from former Vice President Al Gore. In an interview with Vibe magazine, Tipper shocked ma… Read More
2018-01-01 19:30
WASHINGTON – During an appearance on MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Matthews, Al Gore revealed that prior to divorcing his wife Tipper he was ordained a Catholic priest. He added th… Read More
2018-01-01 19:00
JUNIPER ISLAND, FL – Over the weekend, Vice President Al Gore postponed a lucrative trip to Copenhagen so he might convince golf impresario Tiger Woods to confess to him. Gore told rep… Read More
2017-11-29 22:03
This morning the NFL announced that in addition to Justin Timberlake the Joe Scarborough Band will perform at the 2018 Super Bowl halftime show Read More
2017-11-20 20:16
When former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton visited NBC studios to promote her new children's book, Al Sharpton asked about her mother's wish to have more children Read More
2017-11-13 22:00
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – At a crowded book signing yesterday former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was photographed doing a Nazi salute as she and several women around her lau… Read More
2017-07-20 22:20
The Television Academy announced today that it will present Chelsea Clinton with an honorary lifetime achievement award at the 67th Prime Time Emmy Awards in September Read More
2017-06-24 01:02
LOGANSPORT, INDIANA - Conservative columnist and former Republican, George Will, was questioned by police yesterday after they received complaints he was loitering outside a local Dairy Quee… Read More
2017-06-19 13:00
BURBANK – The much anticipated debut of MTV’s I’m Thirteen and I Have Gonorrhea is scheduled to air this Fall on Sunday Nights. After the heralded success of 16 and Pregnan… Read More
2017-06-05 22:00
WASHINGTON – According to a report released by the FBI this afternoon, during his presidential campaign run in 2011, former Texas Congressman Ron Paul visited the Occupy Wall Street pr… Read More
2017-06-01 00:00
When it comes to viewing the bodies of the dearly departed, few American cities hold a candle to the convenience and ease offered by Compton's drive-thru mortuary Read More
2017-05-30 13:36
BEAVERTON, OREGON – Rod Sterling has been the assistant manager of Beaverton’s Chuck E. Cheese restaurant for eleven years. He’s had to deal with surly children, spilled dr… Read More
2017-05-18 17:15
RENO – At a divorce hearing today at the Washoe County Courthouse, Randall Lewinski told a judge that he was a heterosexual man who participated in homosexual activities, but only when… Read More
2017-05-12 18:00
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA – For the rest of his life actor Gary Busey says he wants to discipline children. Last year the Associated Press reported that for several months Busey experie… Read More
2017-05-12 17:58
ORLANDO, FLORIDA – A Disney World spokesperson announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park Monday after he jumped into the water of a theme… Read More
2017-05-09 00:21
Hillary Clinton and her supporters were sure they would win 2016 presidential election ... but then something went wrong Read More
2017-02-08 07:00
PRINCETON, NEW JERSEY – A recent study by the Department of Sociology at Princeton found that up to 98% of middle class white adults flash or “throw” gang signs when they a… Read More
2017-01-26 21:00
LOS ANGELES – Last week when David Caruso appeared on The Tyra Banks Show, Tyra asked him at the end of their short interview, “David, how come you keep facing away from me?&rdqu&hell…Read More
2017-01-26 20:04
NEW YORK – An intimate dinner party held at Alec Baldwin’s Manhattan home last night ended prematurely after Baldwin’s newborn baby daughter threw-up on his shirt. Accordin… Read More
2017-01-26 18:00
YEMEN – In an apparent attempt to escalate worldwide interest in the holy war against infidels, Inspire, al Qaeda’s Internet propaganda magazine, published its first swimsuit iss… Read More
2017-01-26 17:15
New York – The surprising results of a study just released by Columbia University shows that a vast majority of people who wear Crocs shoes lack enthusiasm, don’t look forward to… Read More
2017-01-26 14:00
NEW YORK – In a rare display of lighthearted spontaneity at a United Nation’s Women’s Rights conference last week, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton followed her im… Read More
2017-01-19 01:00
DEARBORN, MI – After being under under the radar for the past several weeks, Vice President Biden spoke at the ‘Eye for an Eye’ mosque in Dearborn this afternoon dressed in… Read More
2017-01-19 00:00
WASHINGTON – With the demonstrations and subsequent military coup in Egypt drawing the bulk of the media’s attention this week, reports that a senior official at the Department o… Read More
2017-01-18 22:00
WASHINGTON – At last night’s White House State Dinner honoring former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, Vice President Biden managed to ignite a bit of a firestorm during his address to t… Read More
2017-01-18 20:00
WASHINGTON – While participating in an online forum on Facebook this week, Vice President Biden was asked whether law-abiding citizens would be left defenseless by federal bans on assa… Read More
2017-01-17 22:00
WASHINGTON – During his final press briefing from behind the White House podium Wednesday, departing White House Press Secretary Jay Carney acknowledged that President Obama occasional… Read More
2017-01-16 23:00
WASHINGTON – In a rare display of harsh criticism, President Obama lambasted First Lady Michelle Obama as she and the presidential children were preparing to board Air Force One. When… Read More
2017-01-15 20:45
NEW YORK – In an editorial earlier this week the New York Times gushed over photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle at Martha’s Vinyard, at one point exclaiming the pre… Read More
2017-01-12 21:54
WASHINGTON – On Wednesday President Obama presented awards to seventeen honorees of the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The medal is the nation’s highest civilian honor, awarded f… Read More
2016-08-18 02:26
WASHINGTON – Hillary Clinton’s top aide Huma Abedin confirmed this morning that former President Bill Clinton will auction off the cigar that he used on Monica Lewinsky in the Ov… Read More
2016-06-24 13:00
LOVELOCK, NEVADA – This morning Al Sharpton interviewed O. J. Simpson at the Lovelock prison in Nevada where Simpson is serving up to 33 years for robbing a man in a Las Vegas hotel. F… Read More
2016-05-04 22:49
Michelle Fields, the woman who accused Donald Trump’s campaign manager of assaulting her, appeared on the Fox News channel today with host Megyn Kelly where she revealed for the first… Read More
2016-04-14 13:00
NEW YORK – Former Vice President Al Gore issued a joint statement with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) this morning warning that unless drastic measures are… Read More
2016-04-04 13:00
WASHINGTON – This afternoon top administration officials and celebrities joined President and Mrs. Obama in welcoming America’s first transgender baby to the White House. Eleven… Read More
2016-04-01 19:00
The last thing I remember is standing in my socks on the soggy bank of a lake arguing with a disgruntled midget. – School Principal Bertrand Calhoun Luedecking Jr. FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CAL… Read More
2015-08-11 17:42
WASHINGTON – After speaking to a group of seniors about shotgun ownership and voting rights at the Last Train to Clarksville nursing home in Bethesda this afternoon, Vice Preside… Read More
2015-07-23 20:39
CEDAR RAPIDS – After enjoying a slice of mincemeat pie and coffee with local residents at the Wood-Knot diner this afternoon, Hillary Clinton appeared disappointed at the small number… Read More
2015-07-17 19:55
LOS ANGELES – Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton received a rousing reception from pro-immigration groups this afternoon at a rally sponsored by the National Council of La… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
NEW YORK – Macy’s department store has fired yet another Santa Claus employee for being drunk at their Herald Square location in Manhattan, their fifth Santa termination since No… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
PITTSBURGH — Joe Biden may not have announced his decision to run for president in his Labor Day speech to union workers on Monday, but the raucous applause and enthusiasm he received… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
WASHINGTON – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi met with senior citizens today at the End of the Rainbow nursing home where she spoke out against white privilege and the war on women. She also… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
This afternoon Democratic presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, appeared on MSNBC’s Hardball with host Chris Matthews to discuss the missing emails from her time as Secretary of S… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
This afternoon Russian President Vladimir Putin appeared on MSNBC with Reverend Al Sharpton to discuss the turmoil in Ukraine. Following is a transcript of that interview which airs tomorrow… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
In the final moments of taping his show on MSNBC today, Chris Matthews invited several of the network’s commentators to pay tribute to Michelle Obama. Following is a transcript of that… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
WASHINGTON – During Tuesday night’s State of the Union address Vice President Biden admitted to Speaker of the House John Boehner that he’d accidentally taken Viagra pills… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
TRENTON – This afternoon staff members loyal to New Jersey Governor Chris Christie alleged that the September closing of traffic lanes leading to the George Washington bridge was the r… Read More
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