Q; Why do Australians shag sheep on the side of cliffs?A; The sheep push back harder!!! Read More

Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this is?" She asked. Little Johnny raised his hand… Read More

There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames. So they asked the fi… Read More

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"."I've been circumcised.", the other replied."What's that mean?""It means they cu… Read More

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads...Dear Wife,I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the GrandHotel with my beautiful… Read More

A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent1 Bar of soap3 individual servings of yogurt2 oranges1 stick of womens deodorant.She then goes to the check… Read More

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks th… Read More

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cere… Read More

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Mom… Read More

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our menby gre… Read More

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to ear… Read More

Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over t… Read More

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother a… Read More

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the hea… Read More

A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, "What's the problem?" She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The… Read More

Johnny was at school today and the teacher asked all the kids what their dads did for a job. Kids yelled Fireman, accountant, plumber etc.... but Johnny kept his mouth shut - so the teacher… Read More

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?… Read More

A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It… Read More

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine… Read More