GenV: “Are you kidding me?”Izzy: “We look awesome!”GenV: “I am never letting you choose costumes again.”Izzy: “Come on. We are killing with this.&rd&hell…Read More
GenV: "I hate you in a hundred different ways."Izzy: "I really don't see the problem here. How can you possibly not feel like a rock star right now?"GenV: "First of all, you made me into an… Read More
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I went home to my apartment during my lunch break on Wednesday. The luxury of living within an eight-minute commute to my workplace is that I have the opportunity to make the most of that mi… Read More
I caucused on Saturday. I went to a caucus, proceeded to caucus, and when I was done caucusing, I went home.I really wanted to open this blog entry with a good caucus joke. Something classic… Read More
I haven’t seen a praying mantis since I was very young, and even then, I think it was in an aquarium in biology class. I knew precisely three facts about the mantis: a) it can change c… Read More
I lost my job three weeks ago.Immediately afterward, I had exactly one question on my mind, so I did the only reasonable thing a person of my generation, resources, and sense of irony could… Read More
I walked into the office today feeling kind of great. The woman behind me in line at Starbucks this morning complimented me on my hair, using phrases like "perfect haircut" and "sits beautif… Read More
Gah! What happened to me?Where have I been? What happened to all the hilarity I was going to write? I really did have big plans and ideas for the blog; I took mental notes on all the interes… Read More
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