2017-06-15 16:59
I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with the keys. Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished, I started walking t… Read More
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2017-05-10 14:29
#16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."#15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new, they'll stretch after you wear them a while."#… Read More
2017-05-07 11:27
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."The doctor says, "The good news is, you… Read More
2017-05-07 11:25
A: I have the perfect son. 'B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't.B: I guess you really do have th… Read More
2017-04-29 12:50
When Roger came home, his wife, Norma, was crying. 'Your mother insulted me,' she sobbed. 'My mother?' spluttered Roger, 'How could she do that when she is on holiday on the other… Read More
2017-04-29 12:48
2017-04-29 12:47
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news…” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, l… Read More
2017-04-29 12:44
Chinese New Year. - Isn't it weird? the year of the cow, there's mad cow disease. the year of the pig, there's swine flu. the year of the goat, there's foot and mouth going ar… Read More
2014-04-10 15:37
Answer : Princess Diana's death .Question : How come?Answer :An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a Germ… Read More
2013-05-08 17:11
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."… Read More
2013-05-08 17:08
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in New York.She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to a wealthy man. One day she returned from work, eyes re… Read More
2013-04-05 14:08
A man at a nudist camp got a letter from his mother asking for a picture. Since the only pictures he had were taken in the nude, he cut one in half and mailed her the part showing only fro… Read More
2013-04-05 14:06
That husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did … Read More
2013-04-05 14:02
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, "Why o… Read More
2013-03-30 09:39
Suffering from a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay fellow goes to see his doctor. After his examination the physician prescribes suppositories twice a day.When it comes time to use the first s… Read More
2013-03-30 09:36
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadia… Read More
2013-03-30 09:35
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors… Read More
2013-03-30 09:32
Little Johnny said to his aunt Tess, "My God, you're ugly, aren't you!"His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen."You naughty boy!" she screamed, "How can you say to your… Read More
2013-03-30 09:29
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie. Well, Jo… Read More
2013-03-21 14:02
In a rich residential colony, all daughters-in-law once decided to send their mothers-in-law for outing and picnic for a change. Accordingly, they hired a bus and packed their mothers-in… Read More
2013-03-21 13:55
During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck."Sorry sir," said one of the… Read More
2013-03-21 13:49
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.Dogs miss you when you're gone.Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.Dogs admit when they're jealous.Dogs are very direc… Read More
2013-03-21 13:45
During World War II, Hitler told his Nazis to rape as may French women as they could then say, "In nine months you will have a baby. Name it Adolf. Heil Hitler!"So a young Nazi soldier, ea… Read More
2013-03-17 11:40
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our be… Read More
2013-03-07 17:03
An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who is also staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her and after a while he says he would like to… Read More
2013-03-07 16:59
A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman- a practicing witch. The morning after she caught him with another girl, he awoke with an… Read More
2013-03-06 17:35
A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, "Apples $5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so… Read More
2013-03-06 17:31
There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting.He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofab*itch can drive", then spit, "D… Read More
2013-03-06 17:25
Guys,I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings… Read More
2013-03-01 17:35
"You get this one, next round is on me." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.)"I'll get this one, next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end...now drafts are a dollar… Read More
2013-03-01 17:32
Doug went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doc, I'm really worried about my wife. Yesterday she posed for a nude picture."The psychiatrist said, "Well I wouldn't worry about that. It's probably… Read More
2013-03-01 17:30
Little Johnny hears the word wh*rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh, you go there to, uh, have a good time."Johnny sta… Read More
2013-03-01 17:25
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,"I want your ugliest woman and a bologna… Read More
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