So recently the shambolic yet eloquent Russell Brand was given an entire, well respected current affairs magazine to edit for an issue. Why The New Statesman chose Brand for this particular… Read More
Relationships are hard - and that, my learned friends, is both an understatement and the sort of horrible cliché that only lazy bloggers and writers for terrible magazines use. Sadl… Read More
Disclaimer: At no point am I mentioning the name of the establishment I work in, nor am I suggesting that it's not a fantastic company to work for. I'm suggesting that no company is fantasti… Read More
I'm overweight. I know this will come as a surprise to many of you that know me and have seen me slink about the place all waif-like but it's true - I'm a fatty. I never used to be a fatty… Read More
Today an advert for Tesco's sausages was banned by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) for misleading consumers. I'm assuming that means the advert was misleading and got banned and no… Read More
There's a fine line between self-promotion and self-indulgence - and I know this because I skip between the two like a giddy schoolgirl. You see, this is the age of the Internet! A glorious… Read More
I have just been watching the first 2 parts of your television program 'Show Me The Funny', a show which had escaped my attention until this evening. I was interested at the premise - 10 unk… Read More
I've read a lot of opinion pieces over the last few days about the flash riots across England. I've read Twitter updates, blog posts, newspaper columns and Facebook statuses... I've even lis… Read More
Beautiful Russian women, are you tired of waiting for your dream man to contact you via one of your strategically placed ads around the net?Is the expense of spamming every porn site, downlo… Read More
Life is full of choices and that's fine by me. Some people choose to be gay whilst others straight (I know there's a third option here but I was trying to make it read better) Some people ch… Read More
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