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2016-03-19 18:53
2016-03-19 18:53
V.P. Dick Cheney is apparently ok, but a little sore after hurting his back lifting boxes while packing to move.Blader Industries, Inc., has acquired a recording of Cheney's performance in h… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
The following will happen between noon and 1pm:When we last saw Jack, the Prime Minister of Sengala had just been spirited into his safe room, to evade pursuit by Emerson's team of rouge mer… Read More
2009-01-20 00:58
Just as we predicted, Jack Bauers asked the stunning red-headed FBI agent, Jacqueline Bowers, to be his girlfriend. And she accepted, if only briefly.She broke off the relationship because… Read More
2009-01-13 16:53
Did you ever wonder what colors your dog perceives? If you haven't, don't worry, because other people have.She isn't blind to all colors, she just doesn't see red and greens like her master… Read More
2009-01-12 22:02
The following will happen between 10a and noon:When we last saw Jack Bauer, he was waving sheepishly at a helicopter hovering just overhead carrying the evil FBI taskforce overlord Larry. Ja… Read More
2009-01-12 20:52
The following will occur between the hours of 8a and 10a:When we last saw Jack, he was in eastern Africa, handcuffed and placed with a group of helpless orphans onto the floor of a supersoni… Read More
2009-01-12 20:13
It pleases me to the brink of flatulence to report our prognostication was spot-on in many respects, including one key plot element....there actually WAS a boat in this episode and one of th… Read More
2009-01-12 18:56
At Blader Industries, Inc., we pride ourselves in listening to our customers.Because of a flood of interest, and because the hit TV series has begun again after a long layoff, the Board of D… Read More
2009-01-11 02:02
2009-01-09 20:24
Today, whilst performing vigorous interrgooglerogatories using the search term "female pudendum" I stumbled upon a word I never knew: merkinAnd then I remembered President Merkin Muffley in… Read More
2008-12-18 00:00
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2007-11-13 14:00
Colleagues-One of Blader Industries, Inc. Consulting Group Subsidiary's most profitable activities is advising firms on how to deal with the emotionally charged issue of on the job wanking… Read More
2007-10-04 19:48
Colleagues- As the new election season is upon us, I've taken to spending a little time following the goings on.The remarkable Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is running an interesting campaign. His is a… Read More
2007-08-24 19:16
Colleagues-I approach you today with somber news that the porn star Jenna Jameson's breast implants, which she had surgically removed just a few days ago, have disappeared and are believed s… Read More
2007-08-17 19:13
Colleagues-The Board of Directors at Blader Industries, Inc. has deliberated and approved my proposal that all blogging by staff conducted on Mondays be performed while tastefully attired In… Read More
2007-08-17 19:11
Colleagues-Your colleagues in the Health Insurance offices of the Benefits Department of our Human Resources subsidiary have asked that I remind you to be a healthful partner as we endeavor… Read More
2007-08-16 15:45
Colleagues-It gives me a sense of unbridled flatulence to finally be able to 'take the wraps off' one of Blader Industries, Inc., most exciting new initiatives to date.Some time ago, I was a… Read More
2007-08-02 14:00
Colleagues-If you've ever read my FAQ, you'll know I was raised by a wild pack of Jesuit scholars. And if there is one thing Jesuit scholars understand, it is oratorical styles. Most espec… Read More
2007-07-25 14:50
As we all know from extensive 'scientific' research, the bonobo is the quirky, peaceful, almost hippie-like great ape species. Not known to engage in hostilities or violence, the scientific… Read More
2007-07-14 13:23
Colleagues-Not infrequently, I'm approached for autographs in hotel lobbies, airport bars, corporate washrooms, and any number of other public places. And I'm always happy to comply.But no… Read More
2007-07-13 12:36
The Southern Baptist convention, the largest denomination of evangelical christians anywhere, have just issued a statement that blames the earth for global warming and absolves humans, but n… Read More
2007-07-13 12:34
There comes a time in every CEO's life when s/he faces a moral dilemma, a moment when he can either man up and take an ethically challenging situation head on, or punt the issue and deflect… Read More
2007-06-07 20:02
Whenever conducting public information forums, it never fails that someone in the audience stands up during the question and answer session to inquire, "Blader, when I'm copulating, how do I… Read More
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