2013-03-18 04:18
It's been a long time since an event has compelled me to write. And as you might expect, the event falls into the "Big Three" of topics: Religion, Politics and Bacon. … Read More
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Satire of American culture and current events. Some fictional essays.
2011-03-29 03:30
Some of you may know that Mrs. MacT is a vegetarian. Technically she's an ovo-lacto vegetarian, which means she eats dairy and egg. By most standards, she's a vegetarian and has… Read More
2011-03-29 03:21
Some of you may know that Mrs. MacT is a vegetarian. Technically she's an ovo-lacto vegetarian, which means she eats dairy and egg. By most standards, she's a vegetarian and has… Read More
2011-03-10 02:44
Have you ever looked back at a particular moment in history and thought, "Boy did society get that wrong. What the hell were those people thinking? Slavery? The Inquis… Read More
2011-02-22 06:14
My fourth least favorite person on the planet, Oprah Winfrey, recently launched another attack on my God given right to enjoy a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. I'm referring to, of course… Read More
2011-01-31 05:58
There is a silent war raging in America. A war without weapons, but not without casualties. It’s tearing apart families and destroying relationships. Battles are taking place on colleg… Read More
2010-05-20 15:20
Traveling this week which means a lot of headline news and airport sandwiches. Here are the things I've learned this week inbetween sleep, meetings and sleeping in meetings.Michaele an… Read More
2010-02-20 01:02
Yevgeny Plushenko, who recently criticized Evan Lysacek's Olympic gold medal performance has recently turned his sour grapes ire toward the Super Bowl Champion New Orlean Saints. Throu… Read More
2010-02-10 03:54
I realize this news isn't as mainstream as Heidi Montag getting 34 plastic surgeries last month at a drive-thru clinic in California, but I argue that it's slightly more important. Ove… Read More
2010-01-16 05:34
Zelda Von Hursting, a Hollywood clairvoyant has recently announced that Johnny Carson has been communicating from the grave, and boy is he pissed. The late host of the Tonight Show is… Read More
2009-12-25 23:33
Pope Benedict XVI was attacked during a Christmas Eve mass at St. Peter's Basilica by what authorities are calling "a disturbed woman". The woman apparently jumped a security… Read More
2009-12-16 05:08
$12,082,000,000,000 is America's current debt ceiling. Now I know what you're thinking. $12 trillion doesn't really sound like much when you consider the New York Yankees payroll… Read More
2009-12-09 04:48
Those who know me, know I don't attack people based on their political affiliation. Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Socialist, Anarchist, Labour, Scottish National, Estonian Reform, Whig… Read More
2009-12-08 03:45
So I’m surfing the Internet in search of solar-powered gopher repeller for my father’s Christmas present when I come across the following headline “Five AIG say may quit ov… Read More
2009-12-03 23:27
Traveling this week which means a lot of headline news and airport sandwiches. Here are the things I've learned this week inbetween sleep, meetings and sleeping in meetings.Michaele an… Read More
2009-12-01 02:06
Unless you've been asleep or in Tanzania for the past four days you've probably read about Tiger Woods slamming is 12,000-pound Cadillac Escalade into a defenseless cyprus tree. And he… Read More
2009-11-25 02:33
Sure life can smack you upside the head with a rolling pin sometimes, but at least your dad isn't Charles Manson. Matthew Roberts, a 41 year old Los Angeles DJ recently revealed that his bio… Read More
2009-11-22 04:33
Those who know me, know I don't attack people based on their political affiliation. Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Socialist, Anarchist, Labour, Scottish National, Estonian Reform, Whig… Read More
2009-11-19 23:36
(continued from posts starting 11/16)7:00AM- Symptom free. Plan on telecommuting today. Celebrate with a bacon and egg sandwich with a side of ham.8:00AM through 5:00PM- I've re-entered prod… Read More
2009-11-19 03:54
(continued from posts beginning on 11/16)7:00AM- Woke up feeling normal. Got out of bed craving waffles, but apparently there is a nationwide Eggo shortage. Damn that Kelloggs corporation tr… Read More
2009-11-18 15:31
(continued from previous posts)5:30AM- Why am I up? Lay in bed thinking of donuts. 5:35AM- Back asleep. It's not as though donuts require much thought. 7:15AM- Wake up feeling slightly bette… Read More
2009-11-18 04:25
(continued from post on 11/16)6:15AM- Woke up 15 minutes early and something wasn't feeling quite right. Stomach was tight, head was cloudy. Attributed it to the Monday morning blues and att… Read More
2009-11-17 02:44
10 days ago I was making light of the subject of Swine Flu while enjoying one of my favorite pastimes- making fun of the iPhone (see post on 11/5). Now it seems that this simple act of insol… Read More
2009-11-16 03:45
Venezuela is in a major recession, there are significant water shortages and at least six major nationwide blackouts during the past two years due to lack of electricity. Things are looking… Read More
2009-11-10 04:17
Making the other side look bad is a full-time job for demagogues and spinsters. However photos like this sure make their job easier. Millions of pro-lifers are currently cringing at this ima… Read More
2009-11-07 03:56
It has been the longest four months of their lives, but it's finally here. The Michael Jackson death paycheck is in the mail. Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie have announced the launch of t… Read More
2009-11-06 04:29
Want to know if your friends or family have Swine flu? There's an app for that. Want to know which health clinic still has a supply of vaccine? There's an app for that.Apple announced today… Read More
2009-10-23 02:28
Like millions of other people, October is my favorite month. The leaves are turning, the air is crisp and cool and there is a litany of sports on television. And the exclamation point to thi… Read More
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