2016-03-19 18:53
n. pl. Conditions of ransom that have not been met, but that kidnappers do not really care about, i.e. fancy monogramming upon the briefcase that holds the ransom cash.[proof image] Read More
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If you've tried to post a comment on a Blogger's blog, you've likely run into Word Verification, that random string of letters that you must type in order for your comment to go through. Sometimes we've seen that "word" and made up a funny definition for it. This is a lexicon of those definitions.
2016-03-19 18:53
I think that Blogger has changed the word verifications to look more word-like. I don't know if it helps or hurts us here. Just a few minutes ago, I got snott. I mean, that's practically a r… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
n. The exclamation of excitement felt upon one's encountering the massive One Million Masterpiece art project.[proof image] Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
n. One who can tell you every program that has ever aired on television station KPDX in Portland, Oregon.[proof image] Read More
2008-06-03 17:47
(n.) The actual name for the little tab of cartilage over your ear canal. Also any other part of the ear you can't quite remember the name to.[speak up sonny!] Read More
2008-06-03 17:45
n. A creature Captain Kirk fought in an episode of the original series. Probably.[open hailing frequencies] Read More
2008-05-28 21:09
(vi) What a taxi driver does to his cab if he wants to go down a cross-street.[proof image]Powered by Qumana Read More
2008-05-06 05:45
n. A culinary creation from Europe that seems German and that all your friends say you'll absolutely love once you acquire a taste for it.[Eine Wienderschnitzel, bitte!] Read More
2008-05-05 02:03
n. Any noun used to describe a common, mundane, and rather boring object that suggests it is a great deal sexier, naughtier, or more sordid than it actually is. Good for making elementary sc… Read More
2008-04-23 19:41
n. the belch that you try to stifle that manages, after a protracted internal peristaltic batttle, to become a three-hour hiccupping session. Studies[1] have shown that call center employees… Read More
2008-04-22 17:11
n. A specialized computer keyboard for power users which has certian well-used, repetitive and somewhat hard-to-type 'net slang, Homestar Runner cant, and LOLspeak programmed onto indiv… Read More
2008-04-22 17:07
vt. Of a person being pursued on the ground by police, act of executing some evasive maneuver they saw on television (e.g., calling "serpentine!" and then beginning to zigzag) to avoid being… Read More
2008-04-22 16:57
n, adj. A misplaced fear a crossdresser might have, e.g., worrying that their high-heels might not be appropriate for the dress when in fact the real problem was that they forgot their wig.[… Read More
2008-04-16 22:45
v. to yank on a loose part of a mission-critical machine in such a way that it will then seem to work flawlessly until needed again, at which point it has been rendered absolutely broken and… Read More
2008-04-16 06:59
n. The new superstate created by the union of Iowa, Louisiana, and Idaho ... much to the dismay of the people of Wyoming, Nebraska, Missouri, and Arkansas.[never got this in your geography c… Read More
2008-04-14 19:44
n. A particularly phlegm-oriented branch of the nomadic Touraeg of Saharan Africa.['scuse me a sec ... aaahHEM!] Read More
2008-04-01 15:37
n. The nickname of the mascot for Cyrano de Bergerac State University.Go Boogys![proof image] Read More
2008-04-01 15:19
n. Franz Kafka's illiterate, unsuccessful younger brother, who authored the not-so-well known worst-seller, The Metofmrphasis, about a man who turns into a caterpillar and then a butterfly.[… Read More
2008-03-22 04:32
fig. of speech, What a field TV reporter says to throw it back to the studio.[Now, let's check the traffic] Read More
2008-02-24 18:24
n. What they call the Epilady in Albania. Probably. For all we know. Cannot be pronounced by anybody not otherwise Albanian.Hey, you ever looked at Albanian? It's got more gratuitous umlauts… Read More
2008-02-20 14:00
(n, abbrev.) The airline code for the Samuel John Klein/Fort Worth airport – a large, inexplicable place which serves just Samuel John Klein and Fort Worth, TX.[There is no p… Read More
2008-02-19 15:27
(pl. n., sing form poom) One of those clouds of facial powder that bloom up when a powder puff gets dropped from a height of inches instead of being placed gently back into the powder box.Pi… Read More
2008-02-11 03:33
n. A hot imported sports car of indeterminiate origin. Most likely Italian, but could be Polish. Or maybe Hungarian.[Photo of Car of the Year Award] Read More
2008-02-04 23:38
n. The direction half the weave in a zigzag fabric weave patttern go.Compare with: fbrzag.[surely, you can't be serious!] Read More
2008-02-03 18:02
n. 1. A vessel, with an es on it.esvsl, defn. 12. A vessel, with an es on it.esvsl, defn. 23. A vessel, with an es on it.esvsl, defn. 34. Any questions?[I don't believe it!] Read More
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