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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka
sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch
jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my
death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me,
you've always been a headache!
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in
it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete
without boys.
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein
hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh
uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous
but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll
start luving more ALPHABETS...!
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek
dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say
'Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait'.
Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why
do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why
people get mad when they are in love?
Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom
u'll get married, so, till than keep enjoying with
the wrong Ones!
Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud
Morning kaise? Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere,
Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi
aayega wo bhejunga.
Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents
were against their marriage. Guess why?
They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand
Bahar ne.
Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga,
ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time
nal sms nahi bhejde!
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what
clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going
out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee.
Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.
Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani
kut diti.
Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha
shabd bola.Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan..
Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam
karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
Can't believe after all the shit they have been through
they're still together............Who?
Your bum cheeks!!
Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste
Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush
Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal
kahenge! Ha ha ha!
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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka
sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch
jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my
death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me,
you've always been a headache!
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in
it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete
without boys.
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein
hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh
uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous
but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll
start luving more ALPHABETS...!
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek
dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say
'Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait'.
Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why
do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why
people get mad when they are in love?
Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom
u'll get married, so, till than keep enjoying with
the wrong Ones!
Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud
Morning kaise? Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere,
Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi
aayega wo bhejunga.
Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents
were against their marriage. Guess why?
They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand
Bahar ne.
Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga,
ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time
nal sms nahi bhejde!
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what
clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going
out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee.
Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.
Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani
kut diti.
Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha
shabd bola.Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan..
Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam
karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
Can't believe after all the shit they have been through
they're still together............Who?
Your bum cheeks!!
Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste
Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush
Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal
kahenge! Ha ha ha!
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