2009-08-25 05:24
Bob:Are you coming in today?Bill:dont think so dudei have conjunctivitswill text u the day I want to start coming ok?Bob:ok okhope youre wearing gogglesBill:lolyeahBob:on your assBill:is… Read More
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2009-08-19 07:59
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the… Read More
2009-08-19 07:56
I was in the computer lab, and another student couldn't get her mouse working. I asked her to check the cable. That fixed the problem. I asked why she didn't think of that, and she responded… Read More
2009-08-04 09:26
2009-07-27 03:40
1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate2) U may have AIRTEL or Virgin connection but when u sneeze you ll say HUTCH3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u stu… Read More
2009-07-22 10:03
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving… Read More
2009-07-21 12:55
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fis… Read More
2009-07-20 13:42
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters fro… Read More
2009-07-20 12:41
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in… Read More
2009-07-20 08:00
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2009-07-16 11:57
2009-07-16 09:51
Bob and Bill were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Bob," asked Bill, "are there any Jews in China?""I don't know," Bob replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"When the waiter came by, Bill a… Read More
2009-07-14 04:31
1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.3. Chuck Norris doesn’… Read More
2009-07-07 08:01
2009-07-06 07:28
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while t… Read More
2009-07-03 11:25
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2009-07-02 13:51
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the No. 10. Downing street.One is an English worker, another is a scottish worker, and the third is an Indian worker.All three go with… Read More
2009-07-02 13:08
A middle-aged man, obsessed with women's breasts, asked a psychologist for help. "Let's begin with word association," said the doctor. "I'll say a word and you say the first thing that pops… Read More
2009-07-02 13:05
A tourist from Bulgaria visited the United States on his first overseas trip. Upon arrival at the Immigration desk, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The Immigration office… Read More
2009-07-02 13:05
Nuclear powerA stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane. He turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation wit… Read More
2009-07-02 07:40
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