I thought long and hard for a one-word way to say “happy and sad”. The motivation for such deep thoughts? This joke: A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV pro… Read More
Can’t take credit for this one, read it in Maxim and liked it so much I had to share it: A man comes out of a bar and hears a woman call from a dark area in the parking lot: “Twe… Read More
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his train set in the living room… She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitc… Read More
Weird, tweets are doubled or tripled up for me today, I wonder what's going on, its kind of annoying. #twitter # Read More
A Pirate Walks Into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants. He steps up to the bar and the bartender says “Excuse me, bu… Read More
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