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So yeah...Welcome to my Quarterlife Crisis. I'm 25 and a Half-Worthless. I'm gradated from college, held down a good job for three years, quit, and I have no foreseeable prospects. Even if there WERE a job I could stand, some asshole with an MBA is going to get it before I do. So, hi my name is ****, I'm in my Mid Twenties, and I am F'D.
2009-09-05 18:28
So I know some of you were wondering - is she being ironic with that post? Is she playing a joke on us?No. The answer is that I was COMPLETELY hammered, and listened to this song literally 5… Read More
2009-09-04 00:12
Today, I thought of the next big thing:Sexual Harassment Insurance.That's right, I said it. You read right. I think this would free up a lot of time. You wouldn't have to bother having lawye… Read More
2009-09-02 04:23
Today I was walking to the ice cream store (yeah. stfu.) and I was struck by an ad for a roommate. It had the usual accoutrements, requesting that applicants be female, employed petless nons… Read More
2009-08-28 03:15
Today, a day of days, Flapper got a job!! Alas, I am still of the table-waiting persuasion - but now I'm not at TheBar, Dive of all Dives, but rather at a small Indian/Nepalese/Tibetan resta… Read More
2009-08-26 23:35
So last night TooBritToQuit and I were watching the NeverEnding Story because we're very secure with our inner children. We like to feed them morsels of Nostalgia frequently, and reap the be… Read More
Why Bother, You Fucktard??
2009-08-22 06:21
So, about an hour ago my car got broken into. Or rather, I learned that my car got broken into an hour ago. Granted, Hipsteria is not known for it's lack of criminal element, but as a suppor… Read More
2009-08-21 00:17
So, I've been really, really bored lately. I just sit in my apartment all day and do nothing but watch Tivo. So I'm walking down the street and I hear this bitch:"Like, he was really cute an… Read More

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