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var quotes=new Array(); quotes[1]="Heavy on the useless, light on the info."; quotes[2]="The funniest site on the web written by an obsessive compulsive microbiologist."; quotes[3]="Sarcasm, cynicism and witticism served up fresh each day (or so)."; quotes[4]="Smarter than the average bear, but not by much"; quotes[5]="Because pop culture is culture too."; quotes[6]="Wasting my time and yours."; quotes[7]="So wise. Like a miniature buddha, covered with hair."; quotes[8]="Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something."; quotes[9]="Always...never forget to check your references."; quotes[10]="Growing fatter by the minute."; quotes[11]="Sometimes funny. Sometimes serious. Often pointless. Always useless."; quotes[12]="Trivia on Tuesday. Trivial everyday."; quotes[13]="Yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."; quotes[14]="If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, I am a weapon of mass destruction."; quotes[15]="30 years old and still playing video games."; quotes[16]=", Where even our url is a bad joke."; quotes[17]="Clogging the series of tubes since 2005."; quotes[18]="If for any reason you are not satisfied: I hate you."; quotes[19]="Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"; var ry=Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length); if (ry==0) ry=1; document.write(quotes[ry]);
2016-03-19 18:53
With the Lost season premiere tonight, I'm thinking it would be a great idea for someone to have a Lost-themed dinner (for someone else, not me--I'm too lazy). The problem is figuring out th… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Wow. That really sums it up. Wow.I know everyone is probably sick of hearing about Avatar, but we went to see it today, so you get to hear about it one more time. It reminds me of Terminator… Read More
2009-07-05 00:17
We went to see Public Enemies the other night. I'm not going to review it too much other than to say that I definitely did like it.What I did want to talk about was this feeling that I could… Read More
2009-05-14 16:27
I have less time than I'd like to write this and I have not had nearly enough time to digest what happened, so this Lost finale post will probably be fairly short.By the way, this would be a… Read More
2009-05-12 12:31
Throughout history, mankind has asked one question more than any other: "Why am I here?" We need a sense of purpose to feel fulfilled; we need to feel as if we are part of something larger… Read More
2009-05-04 22:27
Con: The title.Pro: Stuff blows up.Con: Computer graphics when Sabretooth runs on all fours.Pro: Fight scenes.Con: Attempt at a plot failed miserably.Pro: Attempt at a plot is just a way to… Read More

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