2008-08-24 10:20
Banta started to explain his Adventure. He had gone to a remote village on some work and due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus f… Read More
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2008-08-20 07:31
Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji’s Brother owns an apple shop in US. One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.He asked his… Read More
2008-08-11 11:06
Sardaarji one day went to see an 'A' certified movie.In the movie there was a scene in which the beautiful heroine going to take a bath in a river. There was a railway track nearby, parallel… Read More
2008-08-11 11:04
Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS T… Read More
2008-08-11 10:56
There was a Sardar and his name was' SANTA SINGH NANGA '.Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name.Once in a friend's Party, the host introduced SANTA SINGH to others… Read More
2008-08-11 10:52
One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”Another guy came and asked the same… Read More
2008-08-11 10:50
Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it containe… Read More
2008-08-11 10:49
Banta Singh, coming back from a late night movie was attacked by a thief. There was a terrific fight and Banta gave a good account for himself. But finally the thief tied him down and went t… Read More
2008-08-11 10:47
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and h… Read More
2008-08-11 10:46
Bill and Sardarji walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Sardarji goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Sar… Read More
2008-08-11 10:43
Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up… Read More
2008-08-11 10:41
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?Man Replies, 12.30.“When will Punjab Express go from here”?Ma… Read More
2008-08-11 10:38
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top… Read More
2008-08-11 10:35
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were discussing how they would like to die.Santa said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. I don't want to die screaming l… Read More
2008-08-11 10:32
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket life in t… Read More
2008-08-11 10:30
Sardar Santa Singhji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to… Read More
2008-08-11 10:28
After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and h… Read More
2008-08-11 10:25
Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!""Yes, sir?""I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!""What was wrong with it?""It had way too m… Read More
2008-08-11 10:22
TrespaSingA Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily:Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing?Sikh: No… Read More
2008-08-11 10:21
A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came t… Read More
2008-08-07 19:05
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locatio… Read More
2008-08-07 19:04
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the fir… Read More
2008-08-07 19:03
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very… Read More
2008-08-07 19:03
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but no… Read More
2008-08-07 19:02
Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the friend says to santa:"I bet the cowboy will ride into… Read More
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