It’s apparent that the former New Mexico governor has finally found his calling selling Phone cases at the Eastland Mall in Columbus, Ohio after being blindsided by a landslide defeat on election night.
“The key is to get them to make eye contact with you. As soon as I lock eyes with someone, I can read ’em like a book.” responded Johnson as he applied drops of Visine to help out with his alleged seasonal allergies.
“You got a phone? I got a case for it. You don’t have a phone? Well I bet your grandma could use a nice pink glitter gloss for that old Iphone 3. Grandma’s dead? Give Gramps a call. Let him know we got a 2 for 1 deal on matte cases for 65+ and the deceased!”
Besides the benefits of working on commission selling “steezy” phone cases, Johnson also mentioned a sweet deal with the manager of Hot Topic that has “some flame-ass chief.”