2016-03-19 18:53
My TiVo and I have a very special relationship. It just knows what I like. I love to come home from work, ease into the couch, start downloading a snuff film, and let the good times roll. Th… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
I love the fall. Autumn to you homosexuals out there. It is such a peaceful time. The air gets cooler, the colors change, and I get to break out my Poison Jean Jacket. This time of year is v… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I know it’s been a while since I gave my last shout out, but I have been busy! Last week, I checked myself back into my voluntary half way house for a little mental R&R… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
This is going to be jumbled, and it’s going to be long. Having been inspired by Spinning Girl, I’ve decided to tell a little story, review a movie, and in turn maybe reveal a lit… Read More
2005-09-05 19:58
That's right! When you think Mother Fucker, think the Captain! Read More
2005-09-01 18:03
All suck. And have nothing to do with this post. Like Bill Maher, I am trying to attract Conservatives to my blog who search these names so I can increase my hits and ridicule them. I'm w… Read More
2005-08-30 22:55
Thanks to Tina Popo, here are 7 things I'll never do:1) Vote for Pat Robertson for president...again2) Wear ladies underpants on Wednesdays3) Stop dancing. I just love it.4) Agree that Rush… Read More
2005-08-30 22:44
It's that time again. Time for the whole Captain clan to head on down to the Bible Belt for a little git-er-done-together with the family. Most of my family hails from Virginia and the likes… Read More
2005-08-27 05:30
Just a couple of dumb thoughts.Seriously 20/20? With everything worth talking about? Summer of the Vampire? Hey John Stossel, give ME a fucking break!Thank God they found Scout Taylor-Compto… Read More
2005-08-25 23:58
SWM, 29, seeking a big and beautiful body of land inhabited solely by indigenous people. I would like to come over and meet all of you with some of my like-minded friends who wish to avoid… Read More
2005-08-21 23:20
There is a big problem, you people, that needs some attention! Recently, my smoker's cough has been outspoken and now has become a tool, a damn puppet, for the scurrilous anti-smoking media… Read More
2005-08-19 13:59
Attention all six of you! This site is now officially "the bomb"! A very special thanks to Baby Jewels for the designing of, as Focus on the Family's Dr. James Dobson says, "the greatest b… Read More
2005-08-17 23:33
On my lunch break, which is when I always make sure to do my important tasks, I went to Osco Drugs to refill a few prescriptions. Making my way past the Krispy Kremes and Coca Cola in the fr… Read More
2005-08-17 06:18
It's hard for me to believe, but I had to go back to school. It was my ten year reunion last week. It wasn't an easy decision either. I was in the Pay No Mind group, not even registering on… Read More
2005-08-15 18:56
Yesterday I was at my local Walgreens to buy some new lubricant and I had to wait about three people deep in line. I sat there staring at the many wonders they save for the very last second… Read More
2005-08-13 17:23
First of all Mr. McDonald, may I call you Ronald? I feel as if I've known you my whole life. Actually when you think about it I have. I've been there since as long as I can remember, through… Read More
2005-08-12 01:39
In my family, the L word has always been Legacy. My great-grandfather was desperate for attention, nay, notoriety, so he attempted several things. He ran unsuccessfully for a seat in Congres… Read More
2005-08-11 08:26
I think I had a pretty big break through in group today. We we're sitting with the good doctor and today's discussion was about the our worst memories. I had to sit through some crybaby talk… Read More
2005-08-10 03:15
I admit it, I like to play Skip-It! The brilliant part of it is that it has a built-in counter on it so you can keep your mind free and clear to focus on your next jump. So I was hanging out… Read More
2005-08-08 23:24
I had such a vivid dream the other night. Eternal beauty and Florida's Department of Makeup Security czar Katherine Harris and I were at Bed, Bath, and Beyond looking at blenders. I wanted t… Read More
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