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Detroit music Acts That Kick Poopy-Pants Nugent's Ass!

Detroit Music Acts That Kick Poopy-Pants Nugent's Ass!

If you have doing likewise and kicking said ass, I'd carry some plastic bags to put over your shoes 'cause... it's Ted.
First up: A Motown one-hit-wonder, The Contours circa 1962.

Motown is the whole, big fish that eats Ted's lunch and these guys are the small fry. We'll move right past the three girls from the projects, The Supremes.
Ted does not like chicks harshing his buzz.
So, 1966-ish:
Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels:

Okay, these two weren't really in Stinky-pant's genre. Fair enough.
Staying with our - generally - consecutive theme, here's MC5 in July, 1970. Probably about the time Ted was shitting his pants. Funny innit? You can say that about this douche and be absolutely literal.

Just 'cause, here's Vincent Furnier doing some early work on his stage persona as dissolute drunk.
See Ted, This is what stage-craft is all about.

Okay, you knew this was coming... Anyone who wants to be known as "The Motor City Madman" is going to have to first unseat Iggy Pop.
When they were starting out, MC5 referred to them affectionately as "Little MC5".

Oh Ted, You suck so hard. Let's pull your nasty pants down with something more AM friendly.

Speaking of which: Motown.
Ted fans, don't make me break out Stevie Wonder.

I'll do it.
Now to be fair, some or all of the above may have shit their pants out of expediency. It's not our place to judge.
But not one of them told an interviewer that they had - like a certain dumbass did.

Michigan senator huh?
Ted, scrub your ass-crack thoroughly. It's just a good general rule but especially if you're running for office. You have a bit of a reputation.

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