SMOKYLUNGS SATURDAY EDITION

World's Largest Penis (13.5 inches - 34.2 cm)

 



Jonah Falcon, an American actor and writer, has been reported as having the World's Largest Penis with 9.5 inches (24.13 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34.29 cm) when erect.

World's Largest Vagina (19 inches - 48.26 cm)

 

The World's Biggest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall.

World's Most Prolific Mother (69 babies)

Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782), was a peasant from Shuya, Russia. Though not noteworthy himself, his first wife, Valentina Vassilyeva, set the record for most children birthed by a single woman. She gave birth to total of 69 children.She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69 children born survived infancy.

World's Longest Distance Semen Jet (18 ft 9 in - 570 cm)

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in (579 cm) with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in - 375.92 cm) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

World's Oldest Prostitute

Louise and Martine Fokkens, 71, retired from prostitution last year.Between them, the pair have slept with an estimated 355,000 men. Chiu went into the business about 40 years ago. The duo started their careers aged 20 and are still red-light regulars.

World's Biggest Orgy (250 couples)

Japan has successfully set a new world record – having 250 men and 250 women consent to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world's biggest orgy! The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event. Each sex act and position was choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions.

World's Biggest Gang Bang (919 guys in the same day)

Lisa Sparxxx is a noted American pornographic actress. She had sex with 919 guys in a single day, setting a world record. Specifically, it occurred during Eroticon 2004, a Polish convention that celebrates exactly what its title suggests, as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship.

World's Longest Man Masturbation (10 hours)

A man by the name of Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco and set the world record for longest session by jerking it for 9 hours and 58 minutes.

World's Strongest Vagina (lifts 31 lbs with her vagina)

Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the 42-year-old Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough, she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31 pounds-- to achieve such notoriety. She has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world's strongest vagina.

World's Oldest Father (90-year-old)

 

Ramajit Raghav claimed to be the oldest man to father a child aged 94,But wife Shakuntala Devi left him after their older boy disappeared.

Most Orgasms in 1 Hour

If you were trying to guess this record you would probably think 30, 40 or maybe even 50, right? Definitely not a 100 – people would surely die if they were capable of such pleasure. At the Center for Sexual Studies in California, a team of doctors monitored a woman who had 134 orgasms in an hour, yes that’s over two every minute. For men, the record is only 16. It’s too bad men and women couldn’t meet in the middle on this one. Interested in more orgasm records? The longest official orgasm lasted for 45 seconds. This record-setting orgasm (set in 1966) had 25 contractions.

Most Children (Father)

According to the data, around 8% of men (around 16 million individuals) residing in the former Mongol empire Genghis Khan carry almost identical Y-chromosomes. Furthermore, the scientists found that the lineage originated in Mongolia around 1,000 years ago.

Oldest Adult Actor

This is a very strange story. Shigeo Tokuda was a travel agent in Japan. He retired and at the age of 60 decided that instead of sitting on the porch yelling at the neighborhood kids he would start his adult film career. Tokuda is now over 80 years of age and has starred in over 350 adult movies.

Largest Penis Collection

It’s really cold in Iceland. To beat the temperature you can drink hot liquids, cuddle with your loved ones or collect penises. There is an Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland where you can see on display the world’s largest penis collection. There are over 300 penises on display. There is even a human penis. This is the record for known collections of penises. Apparently in 1300 B.C. some Egyptian pharaoh ordered all penises to be amputated after he won a battle against Libya. There were 13,000 collected, no word if they were kept as a collection to display or other personal use.

Largest Breasts (Natural)

Natural big boobs are not all that common, but if you have them you might as well use them. Annie Hawkins-Turner isn’t afraid to let everyone know about and see her world record natural breasts. Using stage name “Norma Stitz” (say it fast, get it?) she proudly bares it all to those willing to pay to see. Her breasts come in at a whopping size of 102ZZZ, easily the largest breasts in the world.

Largest Breasts (Enhanced)

So if I’m making up the rules here, I say that if you are going to go all in with the biggest boob job of all time, you better have a good name to go along with them. Meet Maxi Mounds, yep; you can check the “awesome name” box. Mounds holds the Guinness Book of Records for largest US size bra, coming in at 42M.

Most Semen Swallowed

Michelle Monaha had 1.7 pint of semen pumped out of stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

Longest Pubic Hair

Maoni Vi Cape Town South Africa ha hair 32 Inch from armpits and 28 inch  from her vagina.

Most Penis Removal

In 1300 BC King Menephta came from the battle after successfully beating the Libyans . To celebrate success he asked his man to chop of the penises of each other member of the defeated army.He arrived home of 13000 penises.


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