Lisa is the absolute Queen of witty lines, and razor sharp come-backs. Here is a list I have put together of some of her iconic quotes. If your fave is not here then please suggest it to me and I will be sure to include it in part 2
I mean...Kristen chowing down on kentucky muffin
You're not important enough to hate sit down
I mean, are there no bounds to your stupidty
You did sleep with her husband darling
Unfortunately where you stick your d**k affects my business
People are replaceable, and they need to know that
Go away and grow the f**k up
I've heard..on good authority that you've been caught with your Trousers down
Maybe, like a lobotomy, might help
If I hear one more shagging story in my restaurant I'll fire the whole lot
If Kristen pushes me in a corner.I'm going to push back
The red bottoms are a red flah...Christian Louboutin ..$500 not for a pair..for one
You had a boss and you had a good friend...and you f**ked it up!
Say what you want about me...but don't come for my staff or my restaurant oh no, no, no, no
You're turning into a jackarse before my very eyes
And as far as I'm concerned you are not here socially and you are fired from SUR restaurant
And put your trousers on next time you come for an interview
Katie; So is it just dinner or...
Lisa; No it's a bloody sleepover
There's still life in the old dog yet
You were an arrogant little punk, and look at me, do I look like someone who employs an arrogant little punk?
I actually don't need any help from pip-squeak bus-boy so thank you James Kennedy but I will pass on your managerial advice
I should wash James' mouth out...and by the sounds of it I should probably wash Lala's as well
I had your back...I wish I hadn't to be honest
So that was just some quotes. I fully understand I have not done this lady justice with this list, so please feel free to suggest and I will definitely make a part 2!
I am always weirdly too honest with my readers and my mental health hasn't been too great lately, and I'm aware I am slacking. So I apologise I look forward to your comments good and bad. Especially the bad to be honest as I learn from them. I have been touchy with people lately but my mind has not been right and I apologise.