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55 gallons of tropical Fish tank contents dumped out onto my floor.

What to tell the gentlemen friend about losing his fish (to the floor)?!

Fool's Proof

The fish. Weren't they with you?

El Nino
There was this sudden flash tornado. Sucked up the fish.
It was a flood. Took everything.

It wasn't me, it was...
...your crappy water pump rig.
...a burglar. Only after fish. It's actually quite common.

The Fish are off to...
... fish boarding school.
... to pursue t.b research.
...hang out with your dad.
...heaven, with the angels and your knife fish. eaten by bigger fish

Catholic Martyr...

This is punishment for something terrible you did.

I kind of wish I were better at puns.

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