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Best {50+} Funny work quotes about workplace to relieve stress

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Best 50+ Funny work Quotes to make you laugh

This webpage contains the best funny work quotes which can motivate people who are under work stress.  In this age of science and rapid technological development, our life has become very much complicated and stress has become our companion. We are trapped in the mire of political controversies and large business corporations. In order to earn our living and for our own survival we have to face intense competition everywhere. Conflicts and violent confrontations between different groups, castes and classes, whether hidden or open have disturbed our balance all along making our life stressed. In these circumstances, unless one knows how to maintain his inner peace and mental equilibrium, anxiety, worry and stress will undoubtedly overwhelm him. Enjoy these Funny quotes about work that make you laugh and think.

 Funny Work Quotes about delegation

Don Marquis funny quotes about work

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?

funny work quotes by Don Marquis
Don Marquis funny quotes about work

Have you heard anyone who become rich by being employed either in government organization or in any private corporations. They can only move to upper middle class category but can never become rich. The people who are rich did not get there through their hard work. This funny work quotes conveys that, rich business people earn money from the hard work of their employees.


Funny quote about work on postponement at workplace

Don’t postpone something that your co-worker can do today.


Funny stress quotes about work flow

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.


Funny quotes about work and pay written by author Franklin P. Jones

Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.

funny work quotes about paying for it
Funny quotes about hard work and pay

This is unique in every employee who turns to a business man. When they work as employee in a company, they pretend to work hard by showing off and by talking about it rather than doing it. But the same person, when he starts a business, he expects all his employees to be sincere and hard working as he is paying for it.


Barbara Ehrenreich quotes about work

Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.


Work quotes funny little things written by Unknown author

Ideas are funny little things. They don’t work unless you do.


 Funny Quotes on someone taking credit

Funny work quotes by Anonymous

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?? You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.


Funny quotes about work written by author George Carlin

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.


Funny working hard quotes about reward

If you have worked hard and didn’t get anything, it means someone else got it.

Every office has this kind of personality who works only with their mouth. Though they have other organs, they have not grown up after their oral stage of their child development. For every work, you do someone gets the credit and reward. If you are not getting the credit, it means that someone else is stealing your credit in the hierarchy. The day people come to know about this, instead of encountering the situation, they search job in some other company. They forget that wherever they go, every office have people like this.


 Funny Quotes about negative effects of work

Fred Allen funny quotes about celebrity

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.


Robert Frost’s Funny stress quotes about work and reward

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Funny stress quotes about work and reward
Funny stress quotes about work and reward

Funny work quotes about work written by Ogden Nash

If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.


John Dos Passos Funny Inspirational work quotes about life

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work.


Funny stress quotes about work by Voltaire

Let us work without reasoning, it is the only way to make life endurable.


Benjamin Franklin Funny quotes about doing nothing

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you’re finished.


 Funny quotes about hard work and wealth

George Monbiot’s funny quotes about hard work and wealth

If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire.

Funny work quotses about Wealth and hard work quotes
Result of hard work and african women quotes

Funny quotes about work and reward at workplace

It doesn’t matter how much you work, there will always be someone who works less but gets more.


Funny work quotes about pretending

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Funny quotes about work
Funny work quotes about pretending

Joseph Addison funny stress work quotes to get money

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money except by working for it.


Funny office quotes by George Carlin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.


 Work Funny Quotes on talking

Funny work quotes written by Albert Einstein

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z – keeping your mouth shut.


John Andrew Holms funny quotes about speech and action

Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.


Funny Inspirational work quotes by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.


 Funny Work quotes about teamwork

Funny teamwork quotes about convincing

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.


Funny quotes about teamwork on blaming someone

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.


 Funny office quotes about work

Funny office quotes written by Robert Frost

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office.


Funny office quotes about volunteers

When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.

funny office quotes about work
Funny office work quotes about volunteers

Funny jealous workplace quotes about unemployment

Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed people.


Funny workplace quotes about ability

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.

funny boss quotes about work
Funny workplace quotes about ability

Funny office quotes about work by Groucho Marx

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.


Funny inspirational quotes about work

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.


Funny office quotes by Charles Lamb

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.


Charles Lamb Funny office quotes on meeting

A Meeting is a deliberation where hours are wasted and minutes are recorded.

Meeting quotes funny
Funny work Quotes about meeting

 Motivational funny quotes on work

Funny inspirational work quotes

If Plan A does not work, the english alphabet has 25 more letters.


Funny Motivational quotes about work written by famous author Oscar Wilde

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.


Inspirational funny work quotes written by author Jim Rohn

Labor gives birth to ideas.


Warren Buffet funny work quotes about stress life

If you keep taking jobs that you don’t like because you think it will look good on your resume. Isn’t that a little like saving up sex for your old age?


Funny work quotes about stressed life by Carl Sandburg

To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.


Funny work quotes to inspire you and relieve stress

God didn’t do it all in one day.  What makes me think I can?


 Funny Procrastination Quotes

Jarod Kintz funny quotes about choice

When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose.


Funny motivational quotes about work by Vincent T. Foss

One of the greatest labor saving inventions of today is tomorrow.


Funny Spanish Proverb about doing nothing

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.


Very funny work quotes about productivity by Jarod Kintz

75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive.


 Other Funny Quotes about work

Wernher von Braun’s funny quote about computer

The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass produced by unskilled labor.

The best computer in this world is man. Scientists are amazed at the speed and the parallel processing capability and capacity of the human brain. Humans have more than 100 billion neurons in their brain and each neuron can be connected to other 10000 neurons individually. Imagine the complexity of the human brain and many scientists agree that Einstein the world’s greatest genius used only less than 7% of the human capacity. But who produced this greatest machine, the one without having any skill of how to make such a complicated network. This funny work quotes conveys that every great things begin with a small fire which is then transformed into greater being by the nature itself (nature means DNA here).


Funny Stock market quotes about work by Will Rogers

This stock-market thing was a great game, but, after all, everybody just can’t live on gambling. Somebody has to do some work.


Funny work quotes about consultant

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

funny quotes about work of consultant
Funny work quotes about consultant

Funny work quotes about doctors by Geroge Carlin

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’ ?


Funny pay quotes about workplace

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

There are so many quotes about work which talks about the happiness and fulfillment it gives to one’s life. This funny work quote asks if work is so much good, why are still companies paying people to attract them to work at their office. So the world is not revolving around the work, but it revolves around something else, money.


Funny work hard quotes to remain stupid by Benjamin Franklin

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.


Funny time quotes about work written by Coco Chanel

There is a time for work, and a time for love. That leaves no other time.


Funny stress quotes about fishing by Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.


Samuel Johnson’s funny stress quote about purpose of busy

As peace is the end of war, so also be the idle is the ultimate purpose of the busy.


Funny quotes about willing to work by famous author Robert Frost

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.


George Carlin funny quotes about smile

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.


Thomas S. Monson Funny quotes about thinking

Thinking is the hardest work anyone can do, which is probably the reason why we have so few thinkers.

Funny quotes about hard work
Funny quotes about hard work and thinking

Funny quotes about traffic Jeff Dixon

There is never a traffic jam created from people going the extra mile.

This funny work quotes says that there is no one interested to go the extra mile and exceed the expectations. Most of the people are satisfied with meeting the expectation few times and partially meeting the expectation in most of the cases. These people cannot grow in their career and life. They always live a mediocre life in this planet and vanish without leaving any foot print that they existed in this planet.


If you think any of your favorite funny work quotes is missing in the list above, please comment below to be included in the list.

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