“There was an article this week that talked about how you can surveil someone through their phones, through their—certainly through their television sets, any number of different ways,” (Trump spokesperson Kellyanne) Conway said. “And microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera. So we know that that is just a fact of modern life.”
Sewer Rat Barbie is just trolling us all again. SNL writers are hard at work on this weekend's sketches as we speak. It must be a real challenge to make satire out of what is already patently ridiculous. Here's Conjob, Walking back this week's shit-pulled-out-of-her-ass.
“I’m not Inspector Gadget. I don’t believe people are using the microwave to spy on the Trump campaign,” she told CNN on Monday. “However, I’m not in the job of having evidence, that’s what investigations are for.”
"I (or Trump or Sean Spicer) will say or Tweet whatever we like, you putzes are the ones who have to verify it. Good luck! We'll have some more crap for you next week to get to the bottom of, you nasty fake news enemies of the people!"
While I wouldn't discuss any plans I might have for the revolution in front of my Samsung TV, I still feel comfortable walking into my kitchen in my underwear, despite Conway's warnings. Though I might consider wearing a bulletproof vest when I stumble in, sleepy-eyed, for my first cup of coffee. Or maybe replacing my gas stove with an electric. One with no Internet connection, mind you.
Update: What do you do when liars don't care if you know they're lying?