2016-03-19 18:53
Proclaiming her a "Great American Hero", progressives unveiled a monument to Cindy Sheehan today in Crawford Texas. When asked about a memorial for Casey Sheehan, a spokesman said, "We haven… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
The Peoples Republic of China, Inc. announced today that it will purchase Taiwan and Cuba. Wang Xudong, Minister of Information said, "Investment bankers from Goldman Sachs brought us the de… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
In a surprise move, Madonna has introduced cockfighting to her community in England. Madonna believed introducing the new "sport" would expand the communty's cultural horizon and increase he… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
L - Wilson & Plame at recent Demo fundraiserR - Wilson with Plame (under cover)An unnamed source disclosed today that Valerie Plame was solely responsible for the bad intelligence that l… Read More
2005-07-13 04:18
The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) has changed its name to the "Broadcasting Corporation" (BC) because it does not want to mislead anyone who might believe it represents British int… Read More
2005-07-13 00:35
In response to China's recent purchase of Taiwan and Cuba, States Department spokesman Richard Bowcher announced today that Secretary of States Condi Rice had revoked Hawaii's statehood and… Read More
2005-07-12 14:03
Unnamed Democratic operatives said today that they believe Karl Rove was behind the secret British memo that says the US and Britain will withdraw the majority of their troops from Iraq in 2… Read More
2005-07-12 13:16
Several Hurricane critics gave Hurricane Dennis a thumbs down today as it left the theater. One critic said, "Dennis was supposed to be the first blockbuster hurricane of the summer but it d… Read More
2005-07-12 12:16
A riot broke out today outside the Alameda County Courthouse when activists from the Center for Biodiversity and PETA clashed with activists from the Sierra Club. The former group is suing t… Read More
2005-07-11 23:08
Today, during an episode of her latest cooking show, "Calaboose Cuisine", Martha Stewart went off scipt and launched into an emotional tirade in support of her convict friends, Lil' Kim and… Read More
2005-07-11 01:29
A spokesman for the gang of 14 Senators said today that the Senate reached a compromise to break the deadlock on the nomination of a new Supreme Court Justice to replace Sandra Day O'Connor… Read More
2005-07-11 00:17
Today, on International Day Against Illegal Firearms Day, the Government of Sri Lanka steamrolled over 30,000 small arms that had been recovered by the police over the last 14 years. Regardi… Read More
2005-07-10 03:45
Attorneys for Google announced today that they had won a suit against an individual who they charged with "typosquatting" on their domain. Google was awarded ownership of several of the indi… Read More
2005-07-10 02:20
A spokesman for the citizens of Kentucky's 37th Senate District said that they had reached agreement with the State Senate and Franklin County judge and planned to auction a vacant Senate se… Read More
2005-07-10 01:29
The Link and a suggestion for your correspondence:Dear Mr. Prime Minister, (your own words of support and encouragement here).Bloody Brilliant Idea from ThirdWaveDave! Read More
2005-07-10 01:28
A spokesman for Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee announced today that in response to Republicans appointment of Fred Thompson as an "advisor" to the President's Supreme Court nomi… Read More
2005-07-09 21:02
Based on a recently discovered archive of Native American history, historian Howard Zen has conclusively established that Ward Churchill is "Indigenous". Commenting on his research Zen said… Read More
2005-07-07 21:18
Armed Victim announced today that his blog had been plagiarized in an incident similar to that of the theft of material from Pirate Ballerina by WorldNetDaily News. I broke the story, "Senat… Read More
2005-07-07 20:27
A spokesman for the British 2012 Olympic committee said, "The British are well known for our dry sense of humor. We find it especially ironic that Mr. Chirac is forced to eat a rather large… Read More
2005-07-07 16:18
2005-07-07 07:05
Anonymous White House sources said today that Vice President Cheney had revoked the President's bicycle privileges effectively immediately, but would allow him to ride a tricycle instead. An… Read More
2005-07-07 02:05
Michael Obitz, Saddam Hussein’s new agent, announced today that Saddam had agreed to participate in a movie, a TV show and several product merchandising deals to cash-in on his celebri… Read More
2005-07-05 01:19
NASA announced today that there were unintended consequences to their latest mission that smashed a space probe into a comet. Only hours after the scientists at mission control celebrated th… Read More
2005-07-03 06:15
Senator Hagel, a likely Presidential Candidate in 2008, has launched a new public relations strategy based on his observations of Democratic fence straddling techniques used in the 2004 camp… Read More
2005-07-01 17:51
According to a recent report, a department of the Government of Northern Ireland has banned the use of the word "brainstorm" because it determined that epileptics might be offended. A citize… Read More
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