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Trump's Jesus Card

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In his desperation to control the Story coming out of Manhattan, Donald Trump has planted a story about "illegal leaks" flowing from the Stormy Daniels hush money episode.

Using his social media platform, this morning (March 18th) Trump announced that he thinks he is about to be arrested.
"Illegal leaks from a corrupt & highly political Manhattan district attorney's office ... indicate that, with no crime being able to be proven ... the far & away leading Republican candidate & former president of the United States of America, will be arrested on Tuesday of next week," Trump wrote on Truth Social.

"Protest, take our nation back!" said Trump.

Ever the self-styled martyr, it appears Trump wants to give his MAGA cult followers a few day's notice in order to spread the word to gather their tools to execute a January 6th-like strategy. In other words -- it's a call to action to intimidate Trump-hating prosecutors, politicians and his enemies, in general. It's telling the MAGA world this is a time for it to show its power. 

No doubt, law enforcement officials in New York City are preparing to deal with the sort of problems that may develop should the cult's darling soon be arrested and charged. Speaking of martyrs, it seems to me that Trump has one particular shameless strategy that he has yet to use in his reelection campaign/effort to fend off prosecutors: the Jesus card. 

So I expect that Trump will soon announce that Jesus came to him floating on a cloud and told him that he, and he alone, can save the nation from its liberal, evil-doing enemies of truth, justice and the American way. 

Furthermore, Trump will also reveal that after he and Jesus discussed his totally Christian duty to run for president, again, they sat down for a delicious lunch of fishes and loaves at Mar-a-Lago. 

Stay tuned...    

-- Art and words by F.T. Rea  

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