Bill Johnson
One Fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
One blind man to see fair play,
Two dumb men to shout Hooray,
Back to back
They faced each other,
Drew their swords
And shot each other.
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
In a shower of rain.
He stepped in a puddle,
Right up to his middle,
And never went there again.
Wee Willie Winkie, running through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
Tapping at the window and crying through the lock.
"Are all the children in their beds, it's past eight o'clock?"
Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse;
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
She shall have music wherever she goes.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
Big Fleas have little fleas,
Upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so, ad infinitum. 
