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2022-06-07 18:21
Deek IS one of my bodhisaatva guardians, a taskmaster putting me through my paces. Like a buddhist monk in training, an acolyte, a “grasshopper” if you will, instructed to take o… Read More
2022-06-05 22:25
They could plant drugs in my room, too! Or mess with my laptop or tablet…maybe steal it. Okay, here comes the spy cam, I’m ordering it soon as my soc. sec. deposit arrives, usua… Read More
2022-06-02 19:46
Jeez, I’m tellin’ ya Wattson, I can’t even step outside anymore without funny things happening! And it’s only started…each day is just gonna get crazier. Well… Read More
2022-06-02 16:08
Once the sidewalk snack was all scarfed up (in less than twenty seconds) they turned to me with excited greets. Flaco hopped onto my lap and commenced licking my face as I caressed her, whil… Read More
2022-05-30 22:20
Deek has been snoozing on the sidewalk all day long…he’s still out there (now at the bus stop), and the sun will soon set. The poor little doggies have nothing to do, can’… Read More
2022-05-30 20:33
There is ALWAYS a path to win any battle when you’re on the side of righteousness, though the solution may not be apparent at first. But there actually ARE no battles, only challenges!… Read More
2022-05-23 20:10
Any SANE, compassionate person would agree that turning Christianity into a gay-bashing cult is absolutely MAD and stinks of Nazi dogma. But what if a gay person turned it around, held a mir… Read More
2022-05-23 16:13
Of course the two doggies were by his side, along with a vertical, half-filled cart (the kind old ladies use when out and about to shop). They made a charming little tableau in the morning s… Read More
2022-05-20 18:10
I was hoping he’d get the hint, and not camp out so close to the gate next time…or even move a few feet further left right now. I kinda already knew my wish would be futile, but… Read More
2022-05-14 17:19
“No I’m not Deek,” I replied. “Poor folks in the country who can’t pay a vet to spay them drown the pups because they can’t afford to feed and care for mo… Read More
2022-05-06 17:02
I should point out here that Deek's latest tantrum was NOT so boisterous and drawn out as previous ones. Barely loud enough for even my quasi-fascist neighbor to hear...but if he did, I'm su… Read More
2022-04-07 06:40
Several times during this latest meetup, Deek thanked me for all the good things I do for the dogs, in a genuinely grateful tone of voice! After returning downstairs with a fresh sack of cho… Read More
2022-03-22 04:16
In the world of shamans, whenever one shaman achieves some remarkable accomplishment, instead of being praised and feted, his brother shamans deride and insult him with tremendous hostility… Read More
2022-03-17 18:36
“I hate saying no to you for any reason, Deek, but sometimes I have to. But I want you know I think you’re doing GREAT, your progress is MOST impressive!” He raised his sha… Read More
2022-03-07 04:13
I suspect he’s giving a portion (maybe ALL) of that food I buy for him to someone else…maybe a lady he likes, who has a pooch of her own. And he feeds Flaco & Lucky with don… Read More
2022-02-21 01:57
I turned to look at her, and got gypsy vibes while the driver, a swarthy 30-something, also waved me over. “Is this an abduction attempt?” I thought. “But I’m an old… Read More
2022-01-31 02:17
The homeless are a constant reminder of our country’s brutality. People should be alarmed, but way too many are not. Deek is high functioning, thank Glaucus…he’ll pull thr… Read More
2022-01-08 04:01
Jeez, Wattson, why am I so frequently put in awkward situations? People tend to freak out when I tell them the pups aren’t really mine, but belong to a homeless person Read More
2022-01-01 00:07
He finally got up and a couple of vagrants kept him company in a friendly circle. I was home during all this time, poking my head out the window now and then, to see whether or not Deek was… Read More
2021-12-19 00:22
The grizzled transient then emoted how sad he’s neutered, how did that happen, and wouldn’t it be nice to make the female pregnant with another dog, anyway. I really wanted to pu… Read More
2021-12-04 22:53
“I feel bad about keeping them outside so much,” he declared while puffing on a glass pipe heated by a torch lighter he waved just below the bulbous end. “That’s why… Read More
2021-11-25 23:52
I suspect we San Francishitscans may soon be overwhelmed by a tremendous influx of homeless from other states. Soon followed by LGBTs seeking refuge from those same states. After all, Kyle R… Read More
2021-11-20 18:58
And then, once the civil war breaks out and LGBTs flee in droves to Athenia as refugees from other states and nations, me and my buds are gonna rock this world…we’ll go undergro… Read More
2021-11-12 05:49
Halloween REALLY starts once they discard the costumes onto the streets…San Francisco better wake up, and acknowledge that the heart of this city IS the homeless Read More
2021-11-05 07:14
Halloween may be just two days away, but the first anniversary of “Brindlefest” is tomorrow! My own personal holiday this time around, but I hope it expands worldwide by same tim… Read More
2021-10-28 01:02
I then wished them all an excellent rest of the day, and returned to my monk’s cell/doggy sanctuary…feeling really good, knowing that Flaco & Lucky would be wearing warm, qu… Read More
2021-10-24 21:07
Taken over the last few months, nineteen more pics of two of the most wonderful little doggies on the planet, Lucky and Flaco Read More
2021-10-23 00:16
After bringing them the box, I stepped outside a couple more times to check in on Deek and pups. Lucky was curled up in the back (it’s a deep box) while Flaco stuck her little head out… Read More
2021-10-15 01:32
The transient was still close to the gate and dancing like mad, while Flaco & Lucky barked up a storm. Suddenly, the dude hollered, “the revolution is coming!” as he kicked t… Read More
2021-10-10 22:16
Every Sunday to the end of October, LGBT artists sell their lovely artwork in the Castro, on Noe Street, between Market and Beaver Streets…turning that one block into a sacred ground… Read More
2021-10-10 17:07
OMG they are SUCH sweethearts. They constantly express much gratitude towards me, in such endearing ways, it breaks my heart. People smile as we walk by, and I frequently receive compliments… Read More
2021-09-25 19:07
I tried reasoning with him, told him that's not love, that's animal abuse...you can't raise puppies on the streets, Flaco could die or get very sick, and so could the puppies. He said he has… Read More
2021-09-03 18:27
As I approached the entryway, I saw his back was pushed up against the stationary half of the gate. And he was howling his usual threats to anyone strolling by, as well as to customers alrea… Read More
2021-08-19 18:58
Their golden, brindle luminosity is Goodness Canine-ized. My humble monkish cell is transformed into a Dachshund Epiphany whenever they're present Read More
2021-08-08 17:04
You're a really busy man these days, Deek. I guess establishing your own drug cartel is not all cake and flowers! Read More
2021-08-01 18:40
Had I an attorney on my side, things would go much better for me, in all these recent crises. But they are not amenable to individual cases that are pro bono, as I've since learned. Ya gotta… Read More
2021-07-22 17:56
I must say, Wattson, that I've benefited from his death far more than I ever have from his living presence. No more of his nasty glances and gossip against me, no more of his hogging up the… Read More
2021-07-11 00:22
Seven delightful snapshots of Flaco & Lucky Read More
2021-07-10 17:36
Absolutely heartbreaking. Every item must be dripping with sentimentality. Everything should go EXCEPT the manuscripts Read More
2021-06-27 20:23
This was our first extended conversation that made it clear to me he listens to and respects everything I tell him. My prayers ARE being answered, including that he get vaccinated, and that… Read More
2021-06-12 22:33
In my own Brindlekin Tales, I make it very clear that my revelations are NOT novel in any way, but are personal documentation of how I apply them in my own life: a modern spin on sage advice… Read More
2021-06-04 07:21
Eleven delightful pics of Flaco & Lucky during one of their recent doggy treat breaks. Click on any image for a larger view Read More
2021-06-02 20:32
It seems to be one of the many perks of Myrtle & son's departure. "Thanks for the box you two; I hope to never see either of you again!" To date, one of my enemies has died, and two have… Read More
2021-05-27 00:48
Some knight of yore on his sacred quest, actually stumbles upon the Holy Grail and, as he lifts it to his eyes, discovers a Tracfone stashed within, buzzing like mad to be answered…th… Read More
2021-05-23 06:54
Right when I opened my door, I heard the building manager come down the stairs, speaking with someone accompanying him. So I was held hostage in the side alcove where they couldn't see me, w… Read More
2021-05-17 20:09
I had recently explained to him what the Buddha taught, re. remaining calm no matter how serious the crisis, or how fucked up you feel. As it is ALWAYS the best way to deal with ANYthing in… Read More
2021-05-13 05:05
It’s a monstrosity…makes you wanna crawl into a hole and die. Meanwhile: the morning brew from Rosenberg’s is delicious as usual (the young clerk who’s there in the… Read More
2021-05-08 03:40
She was my angel of the moment, a sweet little old lady who watched it all unfold! And so thoughtful to actually ask me where she can read my tales! That really clinched it for me, as I said… Read More
2021-05-01 05:53
For this astounding revelation, I predict that I will become more widely quoted than even Shakespeare, the Bible, or Eloise Bowles…IOW, the most quoted wordsmith in all of history, an… Read More
2021-04-27 01:21
SOMETHING REALLY GOOD HAPPENED TO ME A SHORT WHILE AGO! And to think I had almost decided NOT to wear my spyglasses for a short trip to Rosenberg's and back...for I would have MISSED OUT on… Read More
2021-04-24 17:01
Six videos recording one day in my life with Deek and his two darling pooches. There is heartbreak as well as joy, in my struggles to get him to take better care of his dogs, including allow… Read More
2021-04-21 21:36
The answer you'll find in my next chapter, which release I'm about to post. Thanks immensely for reading my tales...you're WAY ahead of the curve, Lisa! But later this year, so many will be… Read More
2021-04-16 00:46
Sad state of affairs, to see how poorly Deek cares for his sweet doggies, Flaco & Lucky. He seems to care more about gelling his hair, than showing more kindness to the pups Read More
2021-04-13 22:17
But once you grok that angels are real, you will always be that much better, and quicker, at uncovering their clever gifts. And there will be some people you'll recall, that you will suddenl… Read More
2021-04-09 18:40
I once sculpted a perfect replica of Stonehenge out of dog poop. And the only way I could've managed that, is because it was a drought year, so the poop had toughened enough to allow such a… Read More
2021-04-09 03:15
Finally, my stimulus payment showed up in my bank account this morning. I had promised Deek I'd give him half, as I have with the previous stimulus checks. So, today is his lucky day. And so… Read More
2021-04-07 16:31
Five video clips in chronological order, all on the same day. Showing Deek's markedly improved stability in his relationship with me, and with the pups. Not easy having a homeless friend, bu… Read More
2021-04-05 23:19
I feel like a mad scientist, driven at any cost to complete the resurrection of his monster from dead organs, limbs and brain! These tales are totally insane, as well as astoundingly beautif… Read More
2021-04-03 03:03
Those are all nice ideas, but they will NOT mount to a hill of legumes. Believe me, I have tried that route MANY times. And that is PRECISELY why I am writing my Brindlekin Tales...a DIFFERE… Read More
2021-03-31 19:24
I do not believe that therapy will do much for humanity at large. It will NOT trigger a sea change of perception for "Homo sapiens sapiens." However, many of the ideas taught by Jung CAN cre… Read More
2021-03-30 17:24
Thank god I didn't succumb to antipsychotic chemicals during any time I was seeing a shrink! All this would've been buried forever, and there'd BE no "Brindlekin Tales!" Read More
2021-03-29 04:13
I would say that most of the credit goes to Kismet, than any real effort on my part. The stories make themselves...miracles are happening in my life so frequently, it's hard to keep up! I am… Read More
2021-03-28 03:25
GOD IS GOING TO JUDGE MAN BY ONE MEASURE ALONE...AND THAT IS HOW WE TREAT OUR LOVELY CANINE SPECIES. Not very well I'd say, for the most part. THEY STILL FUKKIN EAT DOGS IN PARTS OF ASIA AND… Read More
2021-03-26 03:24
My Brindlekin Trilogy is close to completion! Working on chapter 10 of Book 3 right now. Book One contains 19 chapters, Book Two 18, so I presume the final book will end with chapter 17. At… Read More
2021-03-25 18:49
This is a consolidation of my most recent "Flaco & Lucky Video Vérité," for the convenience and delight of Canis familiaris lovers everywhere! Read More
2021-03-23 18:15
Oh, I get it: she's another bodhisattva, who very often DO plant the seed of a joke in your mind, that is not programmed to sprout until years later...maybe even up till moments before you c… Read More
2021-03-22 21:40
Three lovely doggy pics joined together! Read More
2021-03-20 05:21
Can you imagine what my future readers will think at this point of this chapter in Book 3, as they read THIS missive? They've read through books 1 & 2 (which ended in tragedy), thus are… Read More
2021-03-19 03:00
The sweetness of a doggy's paw
That touches you at night,
Says everything you need to know
Of goodness, love and light Read More
2021-03-17 20:41
I video recorded walks 3-5, which are each more than an hour long. I talk about intriguing concepts, and bits of my early history in San Franshitsco, that I think viewers will enjoy. And it'… Read More
2021-03-15 20:22
This example is harmless enough, but it DOES show clearly, why the worship of the holy algorithm is both bogus and, ultimately, detrimental on a large scale Read More
2021-03-15 02:11
Here are three videos documenting the distribution of my "Brindlekin Prayer Cards," through my neighborhood, that include a link to the book, which is free for anyone to read online. Printin… Read More
2021-03-12 19:34
Nonetheless, I find this "Catholicizing" of my tales MOST curious. And now, the two books have morphed into a trinity! What next: "Deek, Zeke and the Holy Pups?" Read More
2021-03-10 04:37
My writing's phenomenal! The moment even just ONE visitor to my blog is thrilled by the tales, the whole thing will take off like a fire hose unleashed. Most of the credit is due, however, n… Read More
2021-03-07 22:24
Always the optimist, I remain strong and hopeful in spirit, that Flaco & Lucky come back to me, some how, some way Read More
2021-03-01 23:00
Some claim that those with paranormal gifts are often classified as schizophrenic…which explains my diagnosis back in 1975, of "borderline schizophrenia." The "borderline" tag suggest… Read More
2021-02-28 15:05
If I am grasping at straws, then may they be spun from threads of pure gold by Clotho herself, with Lachesis binding them into a weft of joy, while Atropos stands idly by in humble refusal t… Read More
2021-02-24 21:50
Police came over with Deek, who stood halfway down the street while I talked with the cops. They showed me papers from the SPCA, with the dogs in his name, and that they were vaccinated. Had… Read More
2021-02-24 08:06
Here's a quick scan of the second "secret" spot I discovered just yesterday, where the pooches can romp around and explore without interference from other dogs and owners. It's barely less t… Read More
2021-02-22 19:32
An unexpected benefit of this current plague, is that children's playgrounds are now empty, thus my pups have access to them, without my having to worry about the usual dog parks with so man… Read More
2021-02-20 22:29
Regarding my "avatar" nature, and the extraordinary implications therein, here are some recent thoughts Read More
2021-02-18 01:03
Well, I said I'm not afraid, that he's making a mistake, please give them back. I couldn't pepper spray him, because he was holding Flaco in his arms Read More
2021-02-13 03:08
This message is addressed to my homeless friend's other brothers and sisters who also live on the streets, and who may have been led to believe that I have stolen his dogs, instead of our ve… Read More
2021-02-12 09:10
As I was exiting my hovel, Kevin Bond (the manager) was slogging his way up the stairs from the lobby…looking rather rundown, I might add. So the dogs started barking, but Kevin didn'… Read More
2021-02-08 09:49
Not on your life! Don't you realize they are little doggies, who'd most likely DIE as a result of being forced back onto the streets, what with all the crazies out there, addicts and drunks… Read More
2021-02-08 06:38
In February of 2019, Marco McClean, radio host of "Memo of the Air" in Mendocino County, discussed my controversial presence on the MCN listserv, describing it as a witch hunt Read More
2021-01-31 06:39
Reflecting upon Monday's encounter with Kevin Bond, our building manager: it was good he extended a hand to the doggies, for he may have been verifying whether or not either one tends to bit… Read More
2021-01-29 20:28
Lucky in restful slumber, about to awaken. A new day is dawning! Read More
2021-01-29 03:32
A deep dive into Zeke's psyche, through the SRO (single room occupancy) he's inhabited for over thirty-six years, which has naturally evolved into a projection of his innermost ponderings! Read More
2021-01-27 20:31
I recently received the kind donation of two sturdy leashes, among other needed items. Neither Lucky nor Flaco seems to have any interest in standard doggy toys, so I make do with old jacket… Read More
2021-01-27 18:47
I use a cheap smartphone to shoot videos of my pups, but this one's a mystery, as I have no idea why I would take this rather pointless shot Read More
2021-01-27 01:34
So I printed out an updated resolution, folded it into a legal size envelope, and taped it to their door. Upon returning to my hovel, I glanced at the revised statement once more, to discove… Read More
2021-01-26 07:14
2021-01-25 04:44
I'm serious about this (or not)…as the type of AI I'm talking about is a rather low-IQ version, so to speak. IOW, it's a very basic form of artificial intelligence Read More
2021-01-25 03:32
I'm tellin' ya Carmen: I'm HOT and I know it! And I'd prefer Twosome Press to publish all my works, because they were the only company I could find that took the chance with my FIRST book Read More
2021-01-22 08:17
I can NOT allow them to be taken away from me! But I have no idea how to do that. Return them to Deek? No, they'd die out there, Deek is bipolar and a meth head. But the dogs may be taken aw… Read More
2021-01-20 03:06
PLEASE all friends of z. please sign your name and be public that you are so easily fooled and parted from your money. you know, he’s counting it now. more than enough to take care of… Read More
2021-01-18 04:32
No story, just a sweet photograph. Click on the image for a larger view. Though I've thrown in two short videos for your further canine pleasure Read More
2021-01-16 04:31
Four lovely pics and twelve sweet videos...all wrapped up in a box for your canine pleasure! Read More
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