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It' s Almost All Fake News Today... Russia is in Control

A story that ran in the New York Times says that the Afghan Taliban has been stepping up night raids because they have acquired night-vision goggles through the black market, and distributed by corrupt Afghan Generals, down the line to regular soldiers who sell them, along with US weapons, to supplement their regular pay. Soon, they may have their own drones, and use the GPS systems in cellphones, along with Fitbits...

Alexa, where are the US troops?

Donald Trump has invited Vladimir Putin to visit the White House, where they will make cookies together before going out to a Trump hotel for dinner. An old Putin joke, adapted for these times: Putin and Trump go to a steakhouse, and the waiter asks Putin what he will have to eat.

"I'll have the meat." Putin replies.

Very good sir. And the vegetable?"

"He'll have the meat, too." said Putin.

Phillip Dick is one of my favorite science fiction writers, and Hollywood likes him, too, adapting several books into movies, and starring roles for Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. The reason they never developed books like We Can Build You, or develop the storyline further about the replicants in Bladerunner, is that the GOP financed the making of a presidential robot, teaming up with Disney Studios. The Trump model hasn't been perfected, we can tell by how squirrely his software reacts to the news. Instead of being passive and let his battery recharge, he's tweeting about crap he's seen on Fox News. Also, the Trump model can't be left alone for any amount of time because we cannot predict what it will say... Or do... Or break down in public... Or it might start grabbing them pussies and asking for golden showers...

I'll have the meat...

Another story had reported that we have found out that while we were distracted by WikiLeaks and Guccifer2, Russian hackers had penetrated our nuclear and energy systems, embedding software that would allow them to seize control at any time, or cause massive power failures... It was tried a couple of times to work the bugs out, first in Brazil a few years ago, then Venezuela. God help us if they take over the Cloud servers at Microsoft, or use your cell phone camera to send them news, like some creepy pen-pal...

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It' s Almost All Fake News Today... Russia is in Control


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