From ole poopy pants Facebook page:
If these GOP sonsabitches dont get it right this time I will come charging in as the ultimate WE THE PISSED OFF PEOPLE Mr FixIt Consitutional firebreathing shitkicker candidate from hell!
Well there's a campaign bumper sticker if ever I saw one.
Now typically I would immediately discount the Motor City moron's chances as between "No fucking way" to "What, are you brain damaged?"
But let's face it we just learned how incredibly stupid a vast number of the American voting population are so who are we to say that a woman hating, draft dodging, profanity spouting, ammosexual could not get elected as well?
Nugent currently has homes in Illinois, Michigan, and Texas.
If he actually were to do this, which I doubt he would, he could easily get elected in Texas where being an asshole is essentially the prime prerequisite for entering politics.
Besides just think of how much fun it would be to cover this shit stain as he went around vomiting out his patented stupidity and embarrassing his state, his gender, and essentially the entire human race.
It would kind of be like covering Donald Trump if instead of a silver spoon, he was born with a silver straitjacket.