2010-01-28 07:00
I had my Advanced level exams last couple of weeks. It was my second shy. I made a mess of my first shy. Therefore, I forced to do it. It is a terrible feeling to have in this age. People us… Read More
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2010-01-28 06:45
You took a piece of my heart,When you said you couldn't stay.I lived those following moments,Thinking you'd come back one day.When you left, what happened?How come you made us dissappear.We… Read More
2010-01-27 14:40
(Application Form to Be Filled For Contesting Upcoming Parliament Election)1.Name of Candidate: _____________________2.Present Address:(i.)Name of Jail: _____________________(ii.)C… Read More
2010-01-26 13:47
ToJulietGrade 7.0 S.MSub: Offer of love!Dearest Ms Juliet,I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).With reference to the meeting… Read More
2010-01-25 14:09
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.Man Nearby:People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.Johnny:My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.Man:Did He Eat M… Read More
2010-01-24 14:32
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.""Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-y… Read More
2010-01-23 16:44
2010-01-21 14:58
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast o… Read More
2010-01-21 04:19
K-"Who's calling?"W-"Watt."K-"What is your name, please?"W-"Watt's my name."K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."A long pause, and then fr… Read More
2010-01-19 06:07
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed… Read More
2010-01-19 05:43
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.The… Read More
2010-01-19 05:39
The Beauty of EnglishEver noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example:Oh John please don't touch me at all...!Oh John please don't… Read More
2010-01-18 12:25
ATTORNEY : She had three children, right?WITNESS : Yes. ATTORNEY : How many were boys?WITNESS : None.ATTORNEY : Were there any girls?WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney… Read More
2010-01-03 15:03
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder3. How cute they look when… Read More
2009-11-13 13:23
If they choose girls like these, who fill fight?Just SURRENDER Read More
2009-09-17 06:41
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yoursHE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?SHE: No, I'd like… Read More
2009-08-31 12:19
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your... Customer: Hello, can I order...? Operator: Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir? Customer:&nbs&hell…Read More
2009-08-30 11:04
We all know that Sri Lanka cricket team got the award for playing according to the spirit of the game in last couple of years. But it doesn’t look like we gonna get it this time. Capta… Read More
2009-08-25 12:54
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.Practice makes man perfect. nobody is perfect... then why practice?If I save time, when do I get it back?The statement below is tru… Read More
2009-08-22 10:43
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?Old Man: Certainly not.Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me the time?Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell y… Read More
2009-08-21 12:08
2006-06-07 11:16
A teenage guy's experience..... Witty father....Took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.  &hell…Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Mr.X sat for an Entrance exam in Medical university, professor killed himself reading his answers....Let's take a look at what he wrote there.... :)Antibody - against everyoneArtery - The st… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Can anybody define what is love is love at first sight?I know it's really tough...But I'm brave enough to show you the meaning....Come on guys....Let's scroll down....Scroll down....Scroll d… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Calling customer care is harder than anything....Just take a look.....(click the image to enlarge it) Read More
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