Captain Samwise squatted down next to Fred and peered at him intently. A long strand of drool was distended from Fred's lip to the floor. This was not unusual. Fred, having ascertained that he was not going to get his grubby paws on the tiny three-part sample of the Ultra drug after all, went to the couch and with a little "oh god", fell over sideways and passed out. In the meantime, Sam had