In an article titled “You Won’t Believe What People Are Doing With Facial Cleansing Devices,” Refinery29’s Alix Tunell recently revealed, well, just what people are doing with their fancy facial cleansing devices. Assuming you’ve already read the title of this article before you clicked on it, we’re going to go ahead and guess you know what that is. Yes, it’s masturbating. So, curious to see how — or better yet, why — some women are swapping their classic vibrators for their beauty devices? Then read on below.
Foreo Luna Play. At first glance, the Foreo Luna Play does not look like a sonic face cleanser. Honestly, it just looks like a pretty little vibrator (no, really— it comes in so many gorgeous colors!). Still, on the official site the device is marketed as “fun, affordable, and the perfect introduction to the amazing skincare befits that come from T-Sonic cleansing.” So far, so good, right? Let’s carry on then.
Foreo Luna Play. The official website goes on to state that the pore-cleansing device “uses a compact design and 2-zone brush to gently and thoroughly offer your skin a sonic cleanse to leave you glowing and gorgeous, with just 1 minute twice a day!” Its cost? Just $39. Not too shabby, we’d say— especially since it can do way more than just cleanse your face.
Sex toy alert. As it turns out, the Foreo Luna Play also doubles as a vibrator— and a fine good one at that, apparently. “Foreo is just a $200 vibrator that they want you to rub all over your face,” one Twitter user said back in December, Tunell reported in her piece. Another added: “when my bf picked up a Foreo in Sephora and turned it on, he honestly thought it was a vibrator and was very confused as to why it was being sold in a makeup store.”
Beyond facial cleansing devices. So then, it seems that many women have happily taken up masturbating with their Foreo Luna Play devices. And since our heads are always in the gutter here at Rebel Circus, after coming across the Refinery29 article, we got to thinking: what other unusual objects are women using for orgasms? Naturally, we turned to Reddit for some answers.
Anonymous. “Probably the counter in the bathroom at work. It’s a one person bathroom, and the sink counter is exactly crotch height. I can hump it in such a way that the corner rubs my clitoris til I c*m. I’ve only done it once.”
User “SATANMD.” “For desperate times I McGyver my way to an orgasm. Ladies, listen up. You need a wash cloth, a hair tie, and your shower that unfortunately doesn’t have a detachable shower head. Put the hair tie on the shower head and then the wash cloth over top of it with one corner hanging down and then hold it in place with the hair tie. Adjust until the water is falling down in one stream. Enjoy”
User “Thrownawayactually.” “Top of a bed post. It was very d*ck shaped and it wobbled one day as I was changing my sheets. I got an idea and that night I went and unscrewed it and used it to masturbate. It was awesome. I was sexually active and very good with it. Omg, that’s embarrassing.”
User “Spiffy313.” “Top of a rum bottle, just once, you know, to see how it feels. I use the water from the bathtub tap on a pretty regular basis (with some careful acrobatics).” Another user added: “I second the tub option. Yoga at an early age, all up on my shoulders and bracing my legs in incredible ways. Amen to the flexibility, sister.”
Anonymous. “Not me, but an ex of mine. She used to use a spring-loaded toy lightsaber… She would put the large part of it inside her and spring what she could into there. It was strange hearing the twang then her having an orgasm.
She also used my beard trimmer. She sawed the handle of our toilet plunger off… and somehow fashioned it onto my beard trimmer so it would vibrate.
I’d never been so astonished in my life. She was like a masturbatory McGuyver.”
Anonymous. “I just hump things, like pillows. I don’t actually shove anything in there. Just doesn’t do it for me.” Another user weighed in on the matter, excitedly writing: “I-I’m not alone in that?! COOL.”
User “Gamingisbetternaked.” “A pair of cotton panties. Every inch of those f*ckers crammed inside. It was the weirdest request I’ve ever done and not turned down when I was a cam girl. My vagina was dryer than the Atacama desert, but clit stimulation was instant orgasm when I was that full. All for 50$…”
User “fireengineered.” “Q-tip. I came. Somehow I ended up with a well-endowed husband anyway. Yes, I am serious. I swirled it around my g-spot. I was 23. It was one time. Take home message: size doesn’t matter.” Another user said: “deep breath one of those big honkin’ hot dogs. it got all mushy and i had to dig it out afterwards…” Eek!
User “edthehamstuh.” “Face wash bottle, neutrogena wave, markers, hair brush handle, mascara tube, those little eggy lip balms…” Another user shared: “The neutrogena wave!!! Find me one woman who has used that for her ‘pores’ I mean, c’mon.”
User “SageOne718.” “Ive leaned against a washing machine …for a couple minutes..the vibrations were pretty cool… and ive used my electric toothbrush as well…i havent figured out how to make my phone vibrate for long enough…” (Phone?! Girl, just purchase a vibrator!)
Bottom line. The takeaway? While it might seem a bit strange that women are masturbating with their facial cleansing devices, let’s be real here: we ladies have always been super DIY and experimental about our orgasms. Let’s just say it’s both a curse and a blessing. Sigh.
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