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(NSFW) What You Need To Know About Dating A Double Dick Dude

Believe it or not, this article is not about a mythical creature. There really are men out there that are packing more in their pants, literally. Two packages, to be exact. This first came to our attention when we found out that the legend, known as Diphallic Dude on the internet, came out with a book. While very tempted to spend the $7.85 in order to learn more about this phenomenon, we opted to do a bit of research first. He graciously did an extensive AMA on Reddit, complete with pictorial proof. If you’re just as curious as we were, take a gander to the NSFW link and enlightened yourself with Double Dick visuals. And while you try to wrap your head around his double-headed monster, we’ll tell you the need-to-know facts about men with two penises (because the AMA thread is ridiculously long and ain’t nobody got time for that).

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He must ejaculate frequently.

If he doesn’t ejaculate enough, his prostate gets inflamed, leading to pain and bloating. Because he gets simulated from both penises, he gathers double the amount of seminal fluid. This gives him legitimate health-related reasons to orgasm at least once every day or two. So if you’re his significant other and care about his health, you’d better be ready to do double the work.

[quote_center]”I usually just jerk the right one.”[/quote_center]

They are not equals.

One of the penises can be the more “dominant” penis. This means one is more sensitive, gets a bigger/faster erection, and takes on the task of handling more in the process of excretion. It is also the preferred one to use for sexual pleasure, and often labeled the “favored” dick. If you find yourself in a double dick situation, figure out which one is his favorite and give it some special attention.

[pull_quote_center]Left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I’m horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they’ve both been equally rock hard.[/pull_quote_center]

Fluids come out of both.

He pees out of both penises, so he does have to take out both when doing so. He will generally avoid public bathrooms as playing 21 questions with the guy in the urinal beside him is probably not his ideal mid-day encounter. He also ejaculates out of both, but not equally. In a more detailed manner, there was an individual that interviewed Diphallic Dude and wrote, “When he shoots his load, the bulk of it comes out of his right cock, some dribbles out of his left cock and he usually has to milk it out of his left cock afterwards. He also said that once he pinched off his right cock while he came and the cum squirted harder out of his left cock.” And now you know. Multi-tasking is a must if you want to take on a double dick dude.

[pull_quote_center]They both cum at the same time, but if you’re working on the left one you have to suck it out. The right one launches every time.[/pull_quote_center]

It’s congenital.

He was born with it, but it was never noticed until he actually came out of the womb. His mother experienced some difficulties leading up to the birth, but they couldn’t figure it out until he was born. Talk about a surprise!

[pull_quote_center]It’s congenital and it’s from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb. My mom had some difficulties leading up to me being born and they noticed something was up with the ultrasound but not clearly till I came out with two dicks.[/pull_quote_center]

Underwear is his worst enemy.

He goes commando most of the time and let’s them hang on each side of his legs. You know that problem that most girls are familiar with? The one where you need a size small for the jeans to fit your waist, but a medium for your butt and thighs to fit? Well for him, it’s similar to that, but with underwear. He wears a small around the waist, but that results in falling out on either side of the underwear. So you’ll have to think of some other creative gift ideas when shopping for this man.

[pull_quote_center]When I go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. The seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.[/pull_quote_center]

He’s used them to his full sexual capabilities.

This guy did not disappoint when it came to answering sex-related questions. We’ve gather the ones you’re probably most curious about.
Yes, he has squeezed both in a girl’s one hole.
Yes, he has lodged them into a girl’s vagina and anus simultaneously.
Yes, he has had two girls ride him at the same time.
Yes, he has gotten a blowjob from two individuals at one time.
He’s also bisexual, so the stories are endless at this point.
Dating a man with two dicks can be good for you if you like to experience new things.

Would you date a double dick dude?

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