The following is a tortilla de patatas recipe by MadridMan™ himself. I’m not saying it’s the BEST recipe, but my Spanish eaters seem to like it, bringing me ever-closer to winning the Best Non-Spaniard Spanish Cook award in this house. (that’ll be easy since I’m the only non-Spaniard here)

Question: What is a “tortilla de patatas”? Answer: It’s a “Spanish potato omelette“, also known as “tortilla española” in Spanish. It’s made with eggs, potatoes, and salt to start. Additional ingredients depend on the preference of the cook. Spain loves its “tortilla de patatas” as much as its Paella and I’ve seen a dozen different kinds. Here’s mine in only (?!?!) 34-steps:

TORTILLA DE PATATAS INGREDIENTS:

• 3 fat potatoes – or 4 regular sized ones
• 4 large eggs (or 3 if you’re cutting back)
• half onion
• 1 or 2 large roasted red peppers
• Salt-N-Pepa (anyone remember that hip-hop group?)
• oregano
• Extra Virgin Olive Oil (preferably from SPAIN!)

TOOLS OF THE TRADE:

• 1 large plate-sized non-stick frying pan with lid/cover
• 1 mid-sized non-stick frying pan (2/3 the size of the large one)
• 1 hand strainer into/onto which you will drain the cooked potatoes
• 1 very large bowl, large enough to accommodate your combined mixture
• 1 plate which will fit over top of the mid-sized frying pan
• 1 large wooden spoon or wooden spatula
• a sink
• 2-hand coordination

WHAT TO DO, STEP-BY-STEP:

1. add and heat roughly one half-inch or 1.25 centimeters of Extra Virgin Olive Oil to a large plate-sized frying pan (and don’t take your eye off of it, either!)
2. peel and finely chop half an onion and add it to the heated olive oil
3. while the onion is frying, peel and chop/slice 3 fat potatoes into flattened, big-toe sized slices (see photo)
4. once the onion slivers begin to curl and have the slightest tinge of brown around the edges, add your potatoes to the frying pan and cover with lid
5. lower the heat – you don’t want the potatoes to brown, just cook slowly
6. mix the potatoes carefully with the wooden spoon or wooden spatula, separate the slices from one another and see that the olive oil touches (almost) all potato surfaces
7. add more olive oil as necessary so you can see pools of it between the potato slices. NO NEED to totally cover the potatoes with oil in the pan
8. carefully turn potatoes every few (2-4) minutes, making sure the potatoes are not browning. If so, lower the heat more
9. chop one or two large roasted red peppers to the size of your thumbnail. (the photo shows just 1 chopped red pepper) These roasted red peppers are oftentimes bought in a jar or can with water/oil
10. crack and beat 4 (or 3) large eggs in a LARGE bowl (large enough to fit all your fried potatoes later)
11. add chopped roasted red peppers to the egg mixture in the large bowl
12. add two dashes of pepper to the egg mixture
13. add a tablespoon or two of oregano to the egg mixture
14. add and mix-in a couple pinches of salt to the egg mixture. IMPORTANT NOTE: Salt is a crucial – and dangerous – ingredient in any “tortilla de patatas“. Go too far and you can’t eat it. Come up short and it’s bland. This step can be trial-and-error depending on your salt preferences, but better to add too little than too much until you get the hang of it
15. once the frying potatoes break easily when mixing, turn off the heat
16. with a hand strainer (the typical Spanish ones are like a handled, flat spoon with holes in it – see photo), fish-out the fried potatoes, allowing as much olive oil as possible to drain off into the frying pan, and add them to your LARGE bowl containing the egg mixture
17. mix the potato, egg, etcetera thoroughly
18. add a couple spoons of the previously used, still-hot olive oil to your smaller frying pan
19. turn heat on low under the smaller frying pan
20. pour potato and egg mixture into the smaller, heated frying pan, not allowing the mixture to reach the top edge of the frying pan – but almost (if you have mixture leftover, you can later make a nice mini-potato-omelette)
21. once the mixture is in the frying pan, unstick and push-down the edges with a wooden spoon or wooden spatula to give it nice, round sides. Next, comes the most difficult part…
22. when the top of the mixture becomes ever-so-slightly firm, after 8-10 minutes, lift the frying pan from the heat and completely and firmly cover the top with a plate. Ready? The following is the most difficult, dangerous part coming up…
23. carry the frying pan covered with the plate to the sink – or safe area – and give yourself space for the following mini-circus act
24. with one hand firmly placed on the top of the plate and the other hand firmly holding the frying pan handle, smoothly turn the frying pan and tortilla over onto the plate, releasing its contents. IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTES: when performing this not-for-the-faint-hearted procedure of “turning”, in the instant before the tortilla falls onto the plate, tilt the plate-pan combination slightly away and to the left-or-right of your body, toward the sink because hot oil may spill out if you’ve added too much. This is to say you’ll be conducting a 170º turnover – not a 180º turnover. If you burn your fingers/hands, you can drop the whole thing into the sink instead of on the floor. (be sure to push the kitchen sink’s spigot out of the way if you can) I recommend practicing a couple times with an empty pan topped with a plate so when you reach GO TIME you won’t be flustered with which way to turn it
25. you now have the still-somewhat-soupy tortilla de patatas on the plate. Quickly return the frying pan to the heat and gently slide the tortilla off the plate and back into the frying pan
26. use your wooden spoon or wooden spatula to push down the edges and give the frying pan a shake forward and back from time to time so the tortilla stays unstuck
27. if you see your first-cooked side, the side now facing up, is anything but yellow, turn down the heat a bit more. This is a slow-cooking process
28. after a good 5-10 minutes on low heat, take your wooden spoon or wooden spatula and ever-so-gently lift up the edge of the tortilla to see when the underside is nearly firm, being careful not to split or crack the top of the tortilla de patatas. With practice and timing, you can forego this step
29. conduct a 2nd 170º turn onto a plate while over the sink. You shouldn’t have any more oil left to spill
30. slide the tortilla back into the frying pan from the plate, give it a shake to keep it unstuck, and push down the edges with your wooden spoon or wooden spatula
31. check the color of the up-facing side. It should still be yellow or ever-so-slightly beige-yellow. If it’s brown, turn down the heat some more
32. after another 5-10 minutes, conduct the 3rd – and last – 170º plate flip return to the frying pan
33. stick a butter knife through the middle and it should pull-out nice and clean, with no liquidy egg yolk
34. for better presentation, flip-out the tortilla de patatas onto a clean plate, now that you’re an expert, and let cool slightly

SERVING SUGGESTIONS:

• some, like me, put “tomate frito” (fried tomato sauce) or even ketchup on their tortilla de patatas
• some people cook their tortillas without onion, some cook theirs with chorizo, others add eggplant to make it more moist
• Spaniards NEVER put their tortillas de patatas in the refrigerator, usually not even overnight, until it’s eaten – which can take 2-48 hours. I realize this is very contrary to American customs of refrigerating everything. I’ve been converted and have never gotten sick
• you’ll often get served tortilla de patatas in Spanish bars as a free tapa or a for-purchase “ración” – and it’s almost always served room temperature, likely made that morning. You can ask them to heat it up via microwave if you like yours warm

 SUMMARY:

I started making the famed “tortilla de patatas” a few years ago and it definitely is a practice-makes-perfect journey. The first effort was a disaster, the potatoes were overcooked and brown, too salty, and I burned my plate-hand with the hot oil when I turned it. Plus, it took more than an hour to make. The second was less, but still brown and bland for lack of salt. Happily, the third and (nearly) all subsequent tortilla de patatas were edible and quite attractive and took roughly 45 minutes from start to finish.

¡Que Aproveche!