Two years ago, the forces of good (yellow) versus evil (blue) came together in an Epic Battle. Every man, woman and child fought till the death….or till the end horn sounded.
The only lasting casualties were the oblivious couple having their wedding photographs taken in front of the Parc Ciutedella Fountain. We tried to save them. We shouted warnings. We yelled for them to get out of the way, but they were too far away to hear. Thinking we were congratulating them, the groom waved at us proudly. Then the war horn was blown, and 120 people ran down the side steps into the Battle arena. It was carnage.
Lord of the Rings had nothing on us.
Two years later….and things have once again come to blows. They said some things about our dress sense, we may have said some things about their moms, relations have degenerated. There is only one way to settle this.
One note of caution: This year, over a thousand people on facebook seem to have been pulled into the fight. This is an epic battle. Once the giants and whitewalkers join the fight, things could get ugly.
A second note of caution: Don’t refill from the fountain, the chemicals in it will make you sick the next day.