Laurel is the Worst player in Survivor so far.

She’s in the game because she wants to have friends. This season, she got two new besties, Dom and Wendell.

But Survivor is about winning the game at all cost. Even if it means making enemies. She’s doing the opposite and she’s coasting to become the perfect goat. How stupid can she be?

She makes Survivor boring.

We all know at it’s either Dom or Wendell who’ll win if she becomes part of the final three.

Hope to see a future season where someone who’s in the same position as her will reverse this curse. The Entitled Goat Curse. She really likes to be in that position.