2010-10-23 10:39
I can't get away from the uncomfortable feeling that the Chilean Miners were poxed in luck to be trapped in that"Third World " country rather than this Shithole of a failed State that we cal… Read More
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Unemployed,semi-retired or mid-life crisis/crossroads?
2008-12-18 09:04
There I was the other day, going about my business in a mildand inoffensive way when I came across this !"There is one Christmas song that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping… Read More
2008-12-05 20:38
My house is one of those barns that the Greens arealways on about, you know the type, Stifling hot all Summer and like a Cold-room in the Winter, I'dswear I could lease it out to a butcher f… Read More
2008-11-25 18:16
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2008-11-21 21:48
Never took to Simon Cowell, the little shortarse bollix off theX Factor, and his teeth are far too white to be wholesome,what sort of an Englishman has those ? Is he ashamed ofhis culture o… Read More
2008-11-11 21:18
Do you know what day it is today ? I thought not. It's only thefeast day of St. Martin of Tours, patron saint of Vintners andDrunkards and also just happens to be the day for starting todrin… Read More
2008-11-05 20:00
Isn't it great to see that after 2 hard years of trials andtribulations, even as many doubted his resolve, his abilityto succeed at the very top, where most observers feltthere to be no plac… Read More
2008-11-01 20:52
I was about to finish my story but have decided to suspendmyself for 1 week because of my unacceptable behaviourand gross misconduct.In the meantime I leave you a touch of class ;http://www… Read More
2008-10-19 18:44
The following takes us beyond the edge of decency, again, if you are easilyoffended, I thought I told you to fuck off.After the night I had just experienced I knew I could die ahappy man, bu… Read More
2008-10-16 17:08
The following narration takes us to the very edge of decency and goodtaste so anyone among you who is easily offended can fuck off right now.I don't know who or what they were expecting butw… Read More
2008-10-12 19:04
" What would you like for Christmas this year?""There is nothing you have not given me already.""But there must be something, my darling.""Absolutely nothing, my precious "" Would you like a… Read More
2008-10-09 19:24
For my friends, Doc. & Kim.....Some of you may have been wondering where I was and what I was up to for the last while and the simple answer isthat it's none of your damn business, sorry… Read More
2008-10-05 13:04
Such was the power of this blog that two days afterthat last posting the sneaky little bollix resigned andas some of you may know, Ireland voted to reject theLisbon Treaty and hopefully save… Read More
2008-04-01 16:23
Anyone who has no great interest in Politics ,has no interest in the E.C. or has no interest in the future of Ireland will be dazed and confused by allthe furore about the upcoming Referendu… Read More
2007-02-20 10:57
I didn't write this, but I wish to fuck I did.I got it in an e-mail, but I like to think it is something that I mighthave posted if I was still active.RTE News 15th February 2007 18.02Britis… Read More
2006-12-17 16:21
This is an actual emergency room photo of a fisherman who lost control of his high-speed bass boat in West Virginia . Wardens believe that he was traveling at a speed of approximately 75 MPH… Read More
2006-09-08 14:22
This blogosphere has gone to fuck,I just stepped out for aminute and some whore's bastard robbed my guard-dog.If you come across him, let me know and there'll be abottle of Jaegermeister in… Read More
2006-07-28 16:09
All that has harmed me will leave me,leaving my body cool once more.Within me today,I shall be well.All fever will come from me,and leave me,leave my brow cool.I will hear todayand see today… Read More
2006-07-21 09:18
If there is a God he chose the wrong fuckin' people.A pox on the bloodthirsty bastards and their warmongeringsponsors Read More
2006-07-15 12:38
I was going to have a rant about the Israelis today but therereally is no point as they have the most effective and efficientpublic relations outfit that has ever been known.The only onethat… Read More
2006-07-08 17:18
You don't have to like John Prescott,or admire him,but you haveto take your hat off to him,he's got a neck like a jockey's bollocks.The press hate him,as do the media in general,put n… Read More
2006-07-01 11:40
They say that bad news/bad luck comes in threes.If fucking only.Thats all I'm saying.I hit a new level on the oul' gargling front this week,and meafter being reasonably good for ages.Last we… Read More
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