Summary: After paying a prostitute $100 to perform a sex act, the elderly man realizes she took off with more than just her payment.

Most people would know not to call the Police admitting you hired a hooker but one horny old man didn’t care. Ninety-year-old Nicholas Salerno of Massachusetts was just looking to have a need filled when he became the victim of a crime and the offender.

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Salerno was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after calling the police when he realized the prostitute took off with a piece of jewelry that had been sitting on his dresser. He had paid the woman, Karen Proia, $100 to perform oral sex. He gave her a few days in case she wanted to return the gold chain before reporting the theft to police.

Police warned Salerno that if he admitted to hiring the hooker, that he would be arrested. His response, “I don’t give a f***. I’m 90 years old for Christ’s sake.” He told police that a friend of his told him about how he “paid a girl one hundred dollars for a blowjob” and she “would do it for him too.”

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Police later found the gold chain at a local store that buys and sells gold and coins. An employee confirmed that Proia, 48, pawned the necklace. She was charged with prostitution and larceny.

Salerno and Proia entered not guilty pleas to their separate misdemeanor charges. The charge against Salerno has since been dropped. Proia will be in court next on September 1.

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