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10 Amazing Dad Jokes

If you don’t know what a “Dad Joke” is, just think about the most groan-worthy jokes you can think of. Jokes that are kind of funny but still illicit an eye-roll. They are usually clean jokes so they can be told to kids, most likely to torment them with embarrassment. Once you “get” a dad Joke, you have to acknowledge it’s horrible with a “pshhh” or a “oh brother!”

Here are 10 amazing Dad Jokes to tell your kid’s friends to ensure that they never come over and eat all of your Cheetos again.

The Energizer Bunny just got arrested….

…They charged him with battery.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer…

…I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!

What do you call linking up your watches to form a belt?

A complete waist of time.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter.

Is this pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Nobody Nose.

Don’t trust atoms.

They make up everything.

Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Did you hear about the musician that died?

He’s started to decompose.

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