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Weekly Recap: The Best Shower Thoughts on Reddit

If you’ve lived under a rock for the last 10 years, you may not be familiar with Reddit. Literally their motto is “The front page of the internet;” they’ve been a primary source for news, entertainment, and subculture for millions of daily users.

One of our favorite parts of Reddit is a Subreddit called Shower Thoughts.

Shower Thoughts are those sometimes bizarre thoughts you have while showering, daydreaming, driving, or spacing out. It’s a mixture of being “stuck” doing something mundane and letting your thoughts wander to some life-altering realizations or questions about the world.

We’re going to share our favorite Shower Thoughts for this week…

It’s been 20 years today since Austin Powers was released, and I still do that finger thing every time someone says “one million dollars”

user/khorbin

Finding out stripper poles spin in place (instead of strippers around the poles) is the grown-up’s finding out Santa isn’t real.

user/GrammatonYHWH

What if there really ARE sexy asian singles in my area dying to meet me and my common sense telling me to ignore the ad is wrong?

user/SpenceTRB

Maybe your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

user/EyeCalypso

If a priest can bless water, then hypothetically we could have holy guacamole too.

user/attilayavuzer

I like to use the disabled bathroom stall because it feels like the master bedroom of the bathroom.

user/cpetti_

Theres a chance you are immortal but don’t know it yet

user/allenrjr

It’s much weirder to ask “Will you talk to me for $3?” than “Can I buy you a drink?”

user/mochablendedfun

When I finish 1st in Mario Kart, it’s because of my sweet skills. When I finish 12th, it’s because of my sh*t luck.

user/Tarukun564

Bendy busses should make accordion noises

user/stbernardy



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