2016-03-19 18:53
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not beenpromoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that theCompany is not doing any thing about it. So he dec… Read More
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A collection of jokes and thoughts that are being circulated as forwarded e-mails
2016-03-19 18:53
TEACHER: Why are you late?L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?L-JOHNY: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-TEACHER: Johny, why are yo… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Lets go for a walk, said Rahul. Yippee. Lets go, said Swetha, almost jumping out of her seat.It was yet another boring day in the Mysore training institute. Dusk wasbreaking in. Swetha had a… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one dayby driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As hearrived home, the cat was walking up the d… Read More
2006-01-17 06:24
India has become a dumping ground for banned drugs; also the business forProduction of banned drugs is blooming. Please make sure that u buy drugsonly if prescribed by a doctor (Also, ask wh… Read More
2005-11-28 13:11
Stage 1 - *SMART* : This is when you suddenly become an expert on everysubject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to passon your knowledge to anyone who will listen… Read More
2005-11-27 04:37
This is to provide some comic relief........ You just can't stop laughingfor every single sentence in the letter below. Take a bit of a break toread it ! ;)In the days when you couldn't co… Read More
2005-11-25 12:32
A group of professional people posted this question to a group of 4 to 8year olds. "What does love mean?" the answers they got were broader anddeeper than anyone could have imagined.When my… Read More
2005-11-25 11:54
Mr.Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around hisneck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have ababy! The doctor gave me a test today, but u… Read More
2005-11-25 11:09
General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the telephone."Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at this hourbut there is an emergency! I've just rece… Read More
2005-11-23 06:52
I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled thepalm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said… Read More
2005-11-22 10:16
It was a sports stadium. Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the runningevent.* Ready!* Steady!* Bang!!!With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running… Read More
2005-11-16 06:51
A letter by a young girl to her momDear Mom,I know I haven't written for three months, but I have been very busy andI've been having a very exciting time. Actually, I'm just back from thehos… Read More
2005-11-14 14:10
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a London Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHTGOES O… Read More
2005-11-11 06:00
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that theystart with.4. The strongest muscle i… Read More
2005-11-09 07:33
I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey showwhere her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if thestatements about race he was accused of say… Read More
2005-11-08 05:38
Easy is to get a place is someone's address book. Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart. Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is t… Read More
2005-11-08 05:32
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: to clean the floor. After doingthis successfully, the HR ma… Read More
2005-11-08 05:26
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in MicrosoftCorporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not… Read More
2005-11-08 05:23
A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABCHospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" Thedoctor looked p… Read More
2005-11-08 05:14
Beppo Singh returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew t… Read More
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