It’s almost Mother’s Day, and the Funny Parents of Twitter have a lot of thoughts about the big day.
From explanations of what moms really want for the holiday to commentary on its quirky traditions (macaroni necklaces, anyone?), here are 18 funny tweets about Mother’s Day:
My Mom: What would you like for your Mother’s Day?
Me: Don’t be ridiculous! Your time is enough…are you free to babysit Friday?
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 27, 2017
“Wait, when is Mother’s Day?”
-Me, borderline panicked, every Saturday night in April.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 2, 2016
Everyday is Mother’s Day when it begins and ends with wine.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) May 8, 2014
I don’t know what my husband is planning for Mother’s Day but I sure hope it involves me sleeping all day.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 4, 2016
7y.o: “Mom, what do you want for Mother’s Day?”
7: “Haha, no seriously, Mom; something REAL.”
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 24, 2017
happy Mother’s Day to my mom, who has given me the gift of love + not trying to join all my social networks
— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) May 11, 2014
My daughter wrote, “I will see you every day of our lives,” on my Mother’s Day card, so I guess we’ve resorted to threats now.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 8, 2016
Mother’s Day is a special day when I get to do the dishes and yell at people to stop making siren noises while I wear a macaroni necklace.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) May 8, 2016
I think my kids are being extra bad tonight so that tomorrow I’m grateful they are gifting me with mediocre behavior for Mother’s Day.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 10, 2014
4yo: Happy Mother’s Day, daddy!
(I don’t think he’s grasping the concept)
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 11, 2014
“Mom, make me cereal.”
“It’s Mother’s Day, you make ME cereal.”
“Well when’s Kid’s Day?”
“It’s every day.”
“See? YOU should make ME cereal.”
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) May 12, 2013
My kid just ate her carrots without being forced.
*checks calendar to see if it’s Mother’s Day
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) April 6, 2015
When you have little ones, it’s not really Mother’s Day…it’s more like Mother’s 22 minutes to an hour, tops.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) May 2, 2016
The Mother’s Day fairy didn’t come. The kids are still fighting.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) May 10, 2015
My biggest gift to myself this Mother’s Day will be teaching my kids how to do the laundry from this point forward.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) May 8, 2016
Disposing of the dead flowers and cleaning the vase should be part of the Mother’s Day gift.
— Ash (@cray_at_home_ma) May 15, 2016
It’s Mother’s Day weekend.
But I’m out of wine.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) May 8, 2016
All I want for Mother’s Day is a live-in maid, personal chef, and masseuse. Fingers crossed! #reasonable
— nicole tersigni (@nicsigni) May 9, 2012
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April 28, 2017 at 10:49PM
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